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[MN John]

Yes, It's time I went public about this ... Madonna's real voice has never been heard ... she lip syncs to me singing.


Tell us about your most successful public performance.

 

[MMXII]

Well, I had on the peanut costume and was doing a balancing act for Ringling Bros. circus. I was juggling 3 items up on the high wire...a flaming flamingo, Charlie Daniels and a sock. Poor Charlie...he hasn't sung the same since. But oh the standing ovation!!

What is your favorite memory of you?

 

[MN John]

It was really fun when I played a practical joke on my mom and everybody just after I was born! Just to freak them out I turned my eyes read and spun my head around 6 times! You should have seen their faces!

What's the best practical joke you've ever played?

 

[blessedmomof5]

what yr was that with charlie daniels, i met him and he still sings great well back when i was 17....lol poor charlie

 

[MMXII]

what yr was that with charlie daniels, i met him and he still sings great well back when i was 17....lol poor charlie

 

[MMXII]

It was really fun when I played a practical joke on my mom and everybody just after I was born! Just to freak them out I turned my eyes read and spun my head around 6 times! You should have seen their faces!

What's the best practical joke you've ever played?

Let's see...I think the best practical joke is that I'm actually a twin and no one, not even my family knows it. There is an evil twin and a nice twin. So one never knows which which is which.

What did you invent?

 

[MN John]

Wood.


What do electrons taste like?

 

[MMXII]

It varies..the last I ate tasted like strawberry shortcake, the time before that like grape Nehi.

Are you rich?

 

[talitha]

yup, and I live next-door to Bill Gates!

what's for dinner tonight?

 

[MMXII]

Raw sugar, some shots of brown whiskey, a field dressed cat...and for dessert...GROUNDHOG!!

What is your favorite bread?

 

[MN John]

Cracklin Nut Crud! It's got stuff pour in, like cinnamin, and mixed with all that nut crud!

What surgeries have you had?

 

[talitha]

yeah, I had a nose job - I wanted a Klugman...... lol

what's your favorite TV show?

 

[MMXII]

Any game show...I really, really like The Price is Right. I can't wait until I have blue hair...I'm going to CA to play!!

What did you eat for breakfast?

 

[MN John]

A 15-pound watermelon.


Where are you moving to?

 

[MMXII]

Orlando Florida, I'm Mickey's stunt double.

Where did you come from?

 

[MN John]

Erwin's computer.


What's your biggest fear?

 

[MMXII]

I'm fearless. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

What is your favorite word?

 

[MN John]

"the"


What is your native language?

 

[MMXII]

Swahili

How high is up?

 

[MN John]

It's actually very low, way down there ____




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