Fake the Board

[MN John]

Yes! He/She could live with me and my other 47 cats!


How fast do you drive?

 

[MMXII]

Well below the posted speed limit.

Have you ever been issued a citation?

 

[MN John]

I don't know, I never stop when I see flashing lights behind me.

How long have you been in jail?

 

[MMXII]

All my life. I was born here.

What can you smell right now?

 

[MN John]

The rotting Easter Egg under my desk.

Have you found all your Easter eggs yet?

 

[MMXII]

No, I think there are still some out there.

Do you like pickles?

 

[MN John]

In a perfect world, all food would be pickled.


Do you like menthol?

 

[MMXII]

Oh yes, I put it on my nose all the time. It smells wonderful.

Do you have any money on you?

 

[MN John]

I alwaysw carry several hundred thousand dollars in my shirt pocket. You never know when you might need it.

what did you pay for your house?

 

[MMXII]

$1 and I had to get a loan for that.

What state do you live in?

 

[MN John]

Confusion!

What was the last thing you threw away?

 

[MMXII]

I never throw anything away. It might be useful someday.

What is your favorite form of transportation?

 

[talitha]

I prefer to travel on elephant-back....

what music are you listening to right now?

 

[MMXII]

Gregorian chants

Who was your first love?

 

[If Not For Grace]

IF a death row inmate wishes to stop all appeals, should the state accommodate him?

Should a child conceived by artificial insemination have the right to have his biological parents identity revealed to him/her?

How do you decide whether or not to give money to a “homeless” person?

Where is the first thing you go or look at when you log on to CF?

Should 911 footage be shown on TV?

What is the relationship if any between morals and ethics?

Have you ever been guilty of racism or sexism in the workplace and if so how would you correct the situation?

 

[MN John]

IF a death row inmate wishes to stop all appeals, should the state accommodate him?

Should a child conceived by artificial insemination have the right to have his biological parents identity revealed to him/her?

How do you decide whether or not to give money to a “homeless” person?

Where is the first thing you go or look at when you log on to CF?

Should 911 footage be shown on TV?

What is the relationship if any between morals and ethics?

Have you ever been guilty of racism or sexism in the workplace and if so how would you correct the situation?

Oops .. the drive-by poster strikes again!

The question on the table is:
Who was your first love?

 

[MN John]

The teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons!


Who has a crush on you?

 

[MMXII]

No one I'm a loser

What's your real name?

 

[MN John]

Orlando

What's your secret identity?

 

[MMXII]

I'm actually in the witness protection program. I'm a former FBI agent that was caught up in the conspiracy to overturn the government of Hawaii. My real name is Boris Schlotsky.

Can you sing?