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[rainbowpromise]

Don't have to anymore, they don't grow back.

Do you go for manicures?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Every day and twice on Wednesdays!

Have you ever been soaked completely through by the rain?

 

[Edelweiss4Life]

Yes,so much that my skin melted off and I actually am a living skeleton now


Have you ever tried out for a beauty pageant?

 

[Theofilus]

Yes. But that was before my operation.

Have you ever had an operation?

 

[MN John]

No, these looks come naturally!

How many times have you died?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

I was born dead, then raised once and for all...

What color(s) is your dog?

 

[Theofilus]

Purple with yellow polka-dots

What kind of dog do you have?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

A gooseberry-eating vanilla chimpchilla with drooly lipped-junk yard dog.

Do you have a pet rock?

 

[Theofilus]

Yes. His name is Rocky.

When was the last time you visited Bill Gates?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yesterday. I had a bone to pick with him about windows os.

How does it feel to be rich?

 

[MMXII]

It's wonderful, I can do anything. I never have to work and have people waiting on me hand and foot.

Do you want a job?

 

[Theofilus]

Only if it's volunteer work. I'm tired of getting paid so much.

What's your favorite soft drink?

 

[NorwayUnn]

I think it is PepsiCokeSprite soda with heart shaped ice cubes.


Have you every considered getting a tamed monkey as a servant in your household?

 

[Theofilus]

No. The three I have already are quite enough, thank you.

When are you coming to Iceland to visit me?

 

[MMXII]

I'll be there this afternoon. Get that spider out of the tub because I'll need a good soak.

When are you coming to the States to visit me?

 

[Theofilus]

My plane leaves in 2 hours. I'll see you somewhere over the Atlantic.

How hot is it in Delaware this time of year?

 

[MMXII]

100f during the day and around 80f at night.

Is that too hot for you?

 

[Theofilus]

Actually, I think that's a bit cool. I like it around 120F at night and about 140F during the day.

What do you consider an ideal temperature?

 

[MMXII]

98.6

What color jammies do you have on?

 

[Theofilus]

98.6

What color jammies do you have on?

Pink.

What kind of Internet connection do you have?