Fake the Board

[NorwayUnn]

Yes, but only if I can rest in bed for a couple extra hours.




How many dolphins have you gone swimming with?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Six or seven, however many "fit" in my tub!

Do you always bathe with your rubber duckey?

 

[MMXII]

No, not always, sometimes I bathe with my rubber gorilla.

Did you eat all the chocolate?

 

[1Cor13v13]

No, not always, sometimes I bathe with my rubber gorilla.

Did you eat all the chocolate?

Now there's a picture!

Do you wash under both arms?

 

[MN John]

No, not always, sometimes I bathe with my rubber gorilla.

Did you eat all the chocolate?

No, I left you some, somebody else must have eaten it!

Now there's a picture!

Do you wash under both arms?

Yes, and that gorilla has long arms too!

What are you watching on TV tonight?

 

[MMXII]

There is an excellent documentary on rubber gorillas, I hope to catch that right after work at 8.

Did you clip your toenails yet?

 

[rainbowpromise]

As opposed to biting them?

Do you require a morning coffee?

 

[NorwayUnn]

I start the day with 5 cappucinos, 3 cups of plain black coffee, and after that I have a cafè mocca for dessert. That's a perfect caffeine shock to jolt start me.



How many peas do you use when making a pea soup?

 

[MN John]

Oh! peA soup!

Who is your favorite writer?

 

[rainbowpromise]

1 - 2- 3- 4- 5- ..... I lost my count. 1 - 3 - 6 - .....

Do you ever wish your kids were little again?

 

[MN John]

Gilligan!


How many is 5?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Are you kidding? Asking me a mathematical question? You know, I can only add and subtract and vice versa.

It's 1:33 pm, do you know where your ice cream is?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Hi my name is Annette and I am an overeater...

Who hid the cones?

 

[NorwayUnn]

I am good at hiding cones, am I.



Who said that dust bunnies ain't cute?

 

[MN John]

you did.


When did you get so old?

 

[MMXII]

Um, wasn't it yesterday...no, no wait, last Thursday...I'm sure of it now.

Did you phone ring?

 

[MN John]

Yes, I phone rang accidently during lent.

How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[rainbowpromise]

That totally depends on where he lives.

Do you own enough shoes?

 

[MN John]

I have enough left shoes, but I could use some more right ones.


How many is three?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Same as 5.

Where'd you get that tan?