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[MN John]

I was born July 8, 1982 at McMurdo Station in Antartica.

What will you do when you retire?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Go back to work,

If global warming occurs and the oceans rise where will you move?

 

[MN John]

To the beach ... Tennessee probably!

Who do you look up to?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Shorty

Who's your favourite politician?

 

[MN John]

Bill Clinton -- No wait -- Hillary Clinton -- No wait -- Bill -- No, Hillary --- Aaargh! I can't decide, they're both so great!


Who should be our next president?

 

[MMXII]

Well that's easy...Joe Biden of course from my lovely state.

When you go to a hardware store, what do you buy?

 

[MN John]

just a pack of m&m's ... I really only go in to stalk the hot clerks.

what's your usual breakfast?

 

[If Not For Grace]

Do you have a favorite hobby?
What is the most expensive thing you own?
What is your most annoying bad habit?
Do you get your feelings hurt easily?
Do you Snore?
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
What is one good quality or character trait you have in abundance?
What is the most Expensive thing you own?
What was the name of the first person you ever kissed?

 

[MN John]

Do you have a favorite hobby?
What is the most expensive thing you own?
What is your most annoying bad habit?
Do you get your feelings hurt easily?
Do you Snore?
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
What is one good quality or character trait you have in abundance?
What is the most Expensive thing you own?
What was the name of the first person you ever kissed?

Since this post looks lost here ... let's go back to the question on the table:

what's your usual breakfast?

 

[Tattered]

peas and honey .... I use the honey to stick the peas to my knife.

How many times have you NOT been kissed and why?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

1000's of times because of my extremely large nose.

Who did you last talk with?

 

[MN John]

Marcel Marceau & Helen Keller

What do you smell like?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

lemon

Do you wash your hands before dinner?

 

[MN John]

Why? I don't use them!

What was the last contest that you won?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Why? I don't use them!

What was the last contest that you won?

Miss America

What colour of socks do you wear to work?

 

[MN John]

One red plaid and one orange and black striped knee-high!

Do you buy toilet paper?

 

[Tattered]

What for?

Is your computer on or off?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Why use a computer when you can plug the internet straigt into yer brain?

What's your favourite food?

 

[MN John]

It's olives of course!

Where are your shoes?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

On my ears of course ...

Have you ever been abroad?