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[MN John]

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattawa
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Barranquilla
And Padilla

I'm a Killer
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Louisiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texarkana
Monterey
Fairaday
Santa Fe
Tallapoosa
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloosa
Tennessee
Tennessee
Chicopee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Ombabika
Schefferville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rock
Pittsfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hackensack
Cadillac
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamantina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What I Mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelbourg
Colorado
Ellensburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Adimore
Haverstraw
Chatanika
Shasta
Nebraska
Alaska
Opalacka
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What A Pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

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What do you like on your pizza?

 

[MMXII]

Pineapple, anchovies, watermelon, watercress, green beans and chick peas.

What season do you like the best?

 

[MN John]

Winter, I love the snow and ice and nice cold wind!

Do you like socks?

 

[MMXII]

I love thick socks!!

What's your favorite sandwich?

 

[MN John]

Olives on rye bread with caraway goat cheese.


Are you have?

 

[MMXII]

I'm always have!! Don't you remember?

What is your favorite snowcone flavor?

 

[MN John]

My favorite snowcone flavor? Well that would be olive!


Can I install a hard drive for you?

 

[MMXII]

I haven't had one of those in ages

Do you get online often?

 

[MN John]

No, this is my first time.

What is your favorite pet?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Skunk

Is the glass half full or half empty?

 

[MN John]

It's not a glass, it's a paperweight.


Where do you work?

 

[MMXII]

I'm a circus roadie.

Do you have any pets?

 

[MN John]

Why yes, 3 kangaroos, and a tank full of tarantulas, and an elderly confused gentleman who thinks he's my butler.

How many children do you have?

 

[MMXII]

25 kids...14 boys and 11 girls.

How do you like your steak?

 

[MN John]

25 kids...14 boys and 11 girls.

How do you like your steak?

With the hair still on it and the blood still pumping!

What is your pet peeve?

 

[Tattered]

What is your pet peeve?

People who wear their undies on top of their clothes.

How much pie could you eat in one sitting?

 

[MMXII]

I can eat about 15 mincemeat pies and 8 made with frog legs.

How old are you?

 

[Tattered]

Thirty-four

How many over large men does it take to move an oblong ball down a 100 yard field?

 

[MN John]

I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about!

What's your favorite TV show?

 

[MMXII]

The Price is Right.

Where were you born?