Fake the Board (game)

[thekwizzitiveone]

Romeo and Juliette... It's so romantic how they kill themselves... That's how I was my life to be! Just like that story.


You + key lime pie =????

 

[Suomipoika]

Mmmmmm... key lime pie.... [the sound of globbering...... ]

Was the hen there before the eggs or vice versa? (now that was a very original question)

 

[sherri]

Actually I thought the chickens came first. The little fluffy yellow chickens suddenly exploded into reality when the big bang happened. See the pond slime was still turning into a frog at that stage but the chickens were very advanced. In fact it's amazing they didn't end up ruling the planet.


What would your buy your wife/husband for your 25th wedding anniversary?

 

[picnic]

A silver cloth for cleaning all that silver.


Where's the coldest place on Earth?

 

[thekwizzitiveone]

Florida! I've never seen somewhere with such cold temperatures!

Do you use Chapstick?

 

[WhereHeLeadsMe]

Oh yea! I like to cook with it...Its more of a breakfast food. It goes great with eggs I swear!

What do you use to brush your teeth?

 

[sherri]

Marmite. It's full of salt. And salt works great as an antiseptic.


If you could drive any kind of car, what would it be?

 

[Hope_0004]

Cars are much too small.... I drive a '73 VW van, which also doubles as my living quarters.

Eventually I would like to upgrade to a Greyhound bus. I think I could have a breakfast nook and a dining area.

What popular book did you really write, not the famous author?

 

[WhereHeLeadsMe]

Well, contrary to popular belief, I wrote the Bible. Yep, its true. Im also thousands of years old. And, im related to Noah. I was a stow away on the Ark. In fact thats when I did most of my writing. 40 days and 40 nights is a LONG time!

Who is the REAL president of the United States?

 

[Hope_0004]

Obviously the real president is Oprah. And the Vice-President is actually Dr. Phil. I'm not even sure if that is a joke, guys.

If you could create a reality TV show, what would it be called and what would be your premise?

 

[thekwizzitiveone]

A reality tv show, huh? Well, I'd call it the Potato Chip Factory... And it'd be where the people went around collecting trash... like icky food out of trash cans... and whoever made the best potato chip flavor out of all of those ingredients would be the winner. And no one would be kicked off of the Island...

Ummm, yeah.


When did you play on the internet for the first time?

 

[JPPT1974]

As a twenty-year old in bible school
Ever since I have been hooked on it
We didn't get the internet until 2000
Loved it ever since as I am the only one on it!

Do you have your college degree and if you do, what is it in?

 

[nill]

Yes, I have my college degree, and yes, it's in the trash. The stupid thing doesn't serve well at all as a paper airplane! Too heavy with all the gold lettering and junk. Psh, so worthless.




How much silverware is in your home?

 

[thekwizzitiveone]

I have one spoon and one fork, so I generally keep away from anything that needs to be cut with a knife.


Do you like this forum?

 

[WhereHeLeadsMe]

I absolutely hate it! I mean I REALLY despise it! I hope this forum dies from a really nasty virus.

Do you like having fun?

 

[PastorJer]

Fun is always a good thing, but honestly I can't remember the last time that I had any fun, life just sucks so bad. I have the worst job in the world, I am hock deep in debt and well life just sucks!

What do you do for exercise?

 

[nill]

Reach into a bag of potato chips... as my exercising goes on for about two hours longer, I have to reach further and further into the bag to get the little crumbs... it's pretty extensive. For a warm-up, for when I go to my next set of two hour exercising, I'll get up and go get another bag. Don't even get me started on the drinking aspect, where I have to reach something heavy up to my face and tilt my head back to drink... whew... intense.



What kind of residence do you live in?

 

[charvel]

I actually live in a primate Zoo..meet bubbles..


You just wrote a song??

 

[PastorJer]

Actually yes I did... and I already have an artist that is going to take it... such a joy being a writer in Nashville... hope this one goes to #1 like the last one I wrote...

What kind of animal did you say you had as a pet?

 

[HeDied4Me]

A leech. His name is "Dracula", and he's so cute. The only problem is, I have to keep buying live mice from the pet store to feed him.


If you could go on vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?