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g olddude
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1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year; spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to
show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning ... before
my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our
bodies.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach
covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump out of my glass of pop.
actually i dont need an exercise program....I get enuf exercise
jumping to conclusions..
running off at the mouth...
bending the rules...
hatching schemes...
when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year; spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to
show up.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning ... before
my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our
bodies.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach
covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump out of my glass of pop.
actually i dont need an exercise program....I get enuf exercise
jumping to conclusions..
running off at the mouth...
bending the rules...
hatching schemes...
