Evolution is a Lie

[Skaloop]

Can you post a Youtube Video so we can put that to a vote?



Both Americans and Australians came from the British (a fact that, by the way, pleases absolutely nobody involved) -- so why are there still British?



Caterpiller ---> Butterfly.

Creationism Fail.

Has Poe been Poe'd?

 

[Nathan Poe]

Has Poe been Poe'd?

Wouldn't be the first time. Just because Franklin discovered electricity doesn't mean he was immune to it.

 

[elopez]

I can't see how anyone could possibly believe in this Evolution nonsense. They say we came from monkeys, but I don't look like a monkey and don't act like one. Also, why are there still monkeys if we replaced them? Answer that! Further, how can one animal turn into another? I've never seen a horse give birth to a dog, and neither have you. Lastly, where did they all come from? Things can't just pop into existence. It looks like just another THEORY in this pool of science garbage.

And I don't see how people can espouse the same tired arguments against evolution. I'm pretty sure this is even on the list of "arguments that creationists should not use" on the answeringgenesis website. Anyway, it is believed that one group of apes started evolving in such a way that lead way to humans. This is like asking, "If I descend from Mexican ancestors why are there still Mexicans around?" Beyond this, I doubt you even understand the rest of the questions you asked.

 

[Nostromo]

Both Americans and Australians came from the British (a fact that, by the way, pleases absolutely nobody involved) -- so why are there still British?

I don't mind the Aussies, unless there's cricket on

 

[laconicstudent]

The OP would have been better if it used "evilution".

One of my favorite threads of all time was when what was apparently an elderly female poster called me a "scientism monkey priest".

 

[Blayz]

Has Poe been Poe'd?

When the responses are as funny as Nathan's, I would argue we are in meta-poe territory.

 

[Shemjaza]

Thanks to the OP I was reminded of the wonderful JohnR7.

I don't mind the Aussies, unless there's cricket on

I dunno... after our recent effort maybe we should try baseball or something.

 

[Targ]

Thanks to the OP I was reminded of the wonderful JohnR7.



I dunno... after our recent effort maybe we should try baseball or something.

It's much more fun when, like me, you are an Englishman living in Australia. The last two Ashes series have been ... enjoyable ...

 

[Delphiki]

Thanks to the OP I was reminded of the wonderful JohnR7.



I dunno... after our recent effort maybe we should try baseball or something.

Send more V8 Supercar footage stateside.
I mean, I know you guys only have 2 kinds of cars over there (and the ute), but it's still wayyyy better than NASCAR and the V8s actually turn right, too. plzkthx.

 

[AirPo]

Hey -- come on.

Was this necessary?

Says the man with 1,619,145 (as of this posting) unnecessary posts.

 

[Shemjaza]

Send more V8 Supercar footage stateside.
I mean, I know you guys only have 2 kinds of cars over there (and the ute), but it's still wayyyy better than NASCAR and the V8s actually turn right, too. plzkthx.

Don't encourage us... just last week I saw an IT managers meeting get sidetracked into a 20 minute Holden Vs Ford debate.

 

[hillard]

Of course evolution is a lie, every one without a brain knows that.

 

[driewerf]

I don't mind the Aussies, unless there's cricket on

Women's tennis is the sport.

 

[sandwiches]

Penicillin.

X-Rays.

Gravity.

As least, apocryphally their discoveries were "accidents". But, it was still triumphs of science that actually made those discoveries worthwhile.

The question was not whether the results of the accidents were worthwhile but whether there's any accident that should have happened. Of course not, since by definition it's something that went against what was intended to have happen. So, the deliberately evil acts in the Bible cannot compare to the accidents of people.

 

[dad]

I can't see how anyone could possibly believe in this Evolution nonsense. They say we came from monkeys, but I don't look like a monkey and don't act like one. Also, why are there still monkeys if we replaced them? Answer that! Further, how can one animal turn into another? I've never seen a horse give birth to a dog, and neither have you. Lastly, where did they all come from? Things can't just pop into existence. It looks like just another THEORY in this pool of science garbage.

If there were wolves on the ark, why not have them evolve into poodles, and coyotes, and foxes etc since then? Nothing unbiblical about that.

 

[laconicstudent]

If there were wolves on the ark, why not have them evolve into poodles, and coyotes, and foxes etc since then? Nothing unbiblical about that.

*blinks*

Dad. Its been a while since you've posted, I think....

 

[dad]

*blinks*

Dad. Its been a while since you've posted, I think....

You might have something there

 

[Split Rock]

If there were wolves on the ark, why not have them evolve into poodles, and coyotes, and foxes etc since then? Nothing unbiblical about that.

I've always suspected you were an evolutionist at heart.

 

[SkyWriting]

Of course evolution is a lie, every one without a brain knows that.

There are lies that spring from the theory. Bubbling mud, "incomprehensible" amounts of time, everything changes, intelligence is an accident, life is a common event.....stuff like that.

 

[SkyWriting]

I've always suspected you were an evolutionist at heart.

Creationists do believe in evolution.
They just don't hold it up a deity to worship.