Sorry nobody floundering here, i just acknowledge the fact that there as there nothing to differentiate the 1000+ gods that humanity have believed in, in all liklehood either god/gods created the universe and went on holiday, or there is a natural explanation. The natural being more likely.
I always joke.
A christian passes and wakes up to find himself in front of the pearly gates. He starts to slowly walk forwards congratulating himself on being right.
As he gets closer he makes out a fgure in front of the gate and assumes that thuis must be Peter.
As he gets closer he starts to make out more details and wonders what is wrong with peters head.
He gets to the gate and Anubis goes "I have some good news and some bad news"
Or, a non-Christian, who has rejected Jesus, finds out that the words that Jesus spoke are true as he stands before him on the great day of judgement...
Mat 12:30 "Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.
Mat 12:31 And so I tell you, people will be forgiven every sin and blasphemy. But blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven.
Mat 12:32 Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
Mat 12:33 "Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit.
Mat 12:34 You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.
Mat 12:35 Good people bring good things out of the good stored up in them, and evil people bring evil things out of the evil stored up in them.
Mat 12:36 But I tell you that people will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken.
Mat 12:37 For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."
and also this...
Joh 3:18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.
even more worrying for the non-believer...
Rev 20:10 And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Rev 20:11 Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. The earth and the heavens fled from his presence, and there was no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books.
Rev 20:13 The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and everyone was judged according to what they had done.
Rev 20:14 Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death.
Rev 20:15 All whose names were not found written in the book of life were thrown into the lake of fire.
I don't think there will be much joking go on.