Oncedeceived said:
What we have is your opinion that we have a handful of interconflicting religious tomes which are man-made and wrong.
Each of the books of the Bible is attributed to a human author. So it is not my opinion that it is man-made. And each of the claims below are indeed wrong, so the Bible cannot be literally correct.
I find it interesting that many of those who have actually studied ancient middle eastern religions do not share your viewpoint.
That's the auto-deceptive power of faith for you.
For one thing, the Bible says that the Earth is covered by a giant crystal dome with windows in it that let in the rain.
Chapter and Verse please?
The Bible says that the Earth is covered by a giant crystal dome in Genesis 1:6-8. These are some of the same verses that mention there being water above the firmament also. The Greek word, "firmament" literally refers to a solid dome or vault. Genesis 1:20 elaborates on the vault concept. That is a crystaline or crystal-like structure is explained in Ezekiel 1:22. Genesis 7:11 and 8:2 explain that there are windows in it, to let in the water from above the firmament.
It also says there is water above this dome instead of the void of space, and that night is spread out over it like a curtain, or a tent, in reference to the star-studded cloak originally attributed to the Zoroastrian god, Mithra.
Again you are citing a challenged view that Mithra is the same deity as spoken of in Zoroastrianism. The most contemporary experts in the field doubt this to be true. Regardless, the star-studded cloak pictured in your earlier photo and what you are giving as an example of "borrowing" is dated after Christ I believe, and is not Biblical in meaning but astrological in intent. Rather than determining the actual meaning behind the rendering, people have mistakenly put Biblical meaning to this image. This happens quite a lot. Skeptics put Biblical or Christian meanings into other religious dipictions which in reality do not mean what they are claiming that they mean.
Regardless, the heavens are not stretched out like a curtain or a tent, (as the Bible asserts) in the manner suggested by Mithra's cloak. The slightest contemplation of the cosmos should demand a much different wording than what we find in the Bible.
The Bible also says that the Earth is a flat disk fixed upon pillars, and that it does not move.
Yes it does. Haven't you read it? Daniel 4:11 and Matthew 4:8 both speak of circumstances which would be impossible on a globe, and could only occur on a flat surface. The Earth is describe as a map laid out on a table. Ezekial, Isaiah, and Revelations all speak of the four "corners" of the Earth, when really that word is mistranslated there. The word, "kanaph" more accurately translates as "extremities", "quadraints", or "quarters", and refers to a map being divided North to South, East to West. The word, chuwg [Strongs] in Isaiah 40:22 can be translated as a circle, which in context with everything else would imply a disk. But a more accurate contextual translation would be "compass", again implying a map of sorts. The pillars of the Earth are mentioned in 1st Samuel 2:8, Job 9:6, and Psalms, where they are described as the "foundations of the Earth", that will not permit the Earth to move, unless God wants to move it for some special occasion.
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
--Cardinal Bellarmino, Galileo's trial, 1615
The Earth is also said to be the oldest thing in the whole of the universe.
Yes it does.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. But he didn't bother to create the sun or the moon, or any of the billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars, etc., until four days later.
There is no question but that none of these claims are true.
Of course they are wrong and they are not claims that the Bible makes.
Yes it does.
It is also a certain fact that many existing cultures were already established, all with different written and spoken languages prior to the construction of your tower of Babel, a project which was apparently abandoned in the 18th century BCE. There are also glaring contradictions and inconsistencies throughout the Bible; talking animals, animated golems, misrepresented characters, magic spells that don't work, and other absurdities too ridiculous to consider.
There are parts of the Bible that you feel are contridictory or inconsistant.
There are a great many parts of the Bible that can't be reconciled with the rest of the Bible, yes. Then there are also points like Judas dying two different ways, with him buying a field with his blood money in one version, and in the other he gave it back, and the Pharisees bought the field. Then there are other little idiocies like God saying he would remove the people of Amelek from history, except that his own scribes recorded the event, ensuring that they would be remembered after all.
Magic spells? I don't remember this you might want to give me that chapter and verse as well.
Of course. In the book of Numbers, chapter 5, verses 11-28, a priest may concoct a vile potion that, (with an added enchantment) may induce an abortion, once he forces the potion down her throat, bringing on a terrible 'feminine' infection. Priests could perform forced abortions this way in order to determine a woman's faithfulness to her husband. Basically, if she is pregnant, and the child is lost, it wasn't his, and she was cheating on him. Pure genius.
My favorite spell in the Bible is in Leviticus 14. What makes it so amusing to me is that all five of the ancient elements, the points of the pentacle, (air, water, wood, Earth, and life) are included in the ritual, which counts as a black magic spell since it requires the taking of a life in order to work. Water must be run through an earthenware bowl, and a bird must be killed and bled into the bowl. Then a wooden wand is dipped in the blood, and used to sprinkle the bird's blood all over the subject of the spell. Then a second bird must also be sprinkled by the wand, and released into an open field, which is the part that involves the air since the bird cannot light immediately. This was supposed to cure infestations like scabies or lice. Of course, an added ritual to the spell involved shaving the subject, washing his clothes, and keeping him in isolation, which never should have required any magic wand dipped in bird's blood, or a bloodied bird released into the air. This was elemental witchcraft by definition, hocus pocus sorcery.
I ask you, if it was only a local flood in the Tigris-Euphrates flood plain, then why are there flood stories across the globe?
Because lots of places have flooded really badly at different times in history, and these are very memorable events. But among all the world's flood stories, the only ones that match each other are the ones from that area; the Sumerians, Babylonians, and Akkadians all had similar versions of it, that were all echoed in the Bible. But in the Greek version, there were many survivors who made it to high ground. In another version, only two people survived, and they made it by hiding in a floating clam shell. In the Chinese version, a defeated warrior threw a tantrum and accidentally tore a hole in the firmament, which let in the water from above, and the naga-goddess, Nu-kua had to come and fix the hole in the sky, and dam up the deluge to save her many subjects. There are many different flood myths from around the world, from cultures that were already there, and remained there since it happened. But the whole world was never flooded all at once, and the way the Bible tells it, it couldn't have been. For one thing, Sumer went through a period of many intense civil wars almost immediately after that event, and the first of the pyramids was erected within a couple hundred years at most. And not only should there not have been enough people around to build one in Egypt, but more were going up in China at the same time!
If you want to discuss the global flood myth by itself, we can. Because its probably the easiest thing in the whole Bible to disprove, and I know several creationists who would agree with me on that.
So there is no evidence of any kind, nor any sort of reliable testimony, or anything from any source anywhere to imply that your magic invisible god even exists.
Yes, there is. It just so happens that you just aren't convinced of its reliability.
Fine. What is it?
A common ancestor does not conflict with the Bible.
Now its your turn to explain. How does it not?