Epic Story Telling

[NurseAbigail]

of Elvēs vs Elvises vs Elvii.

Hence caused civil war amongst the

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

Hence caused civil war amongst the

orthodox adherents of the Elvēs and

 

[NurseAbigail]

orthodox adherents of the Elvēs and

and other elvistic denominations causing mass

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

and other elvistic denominations causing mass

panic among the adherents of Elviism,

 

[NurseAbigail]

panic among the adherents of Elviism,

they started to have existential questions

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

they started to have existential questions

which abruptly ceased when Søren Kierke-lemming-gaard,

 

[gennypearl]

casts a spell on Barney who

 

[NurseAbigail]

casts a spell on Barney who

turned a ghoulish color and started

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

turned a ghoulish color and started

sucking the life-essence from the lemmings,

 

[LaSorcia]

then the lemmings had existential issues!

 

[NurseAbigail]

someone googled the word "lemming" and

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

someone googled the word "lemming" and

the first definition that appeared described

 

[NurseAbigail]

a "small rodent" according to wikipedia

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

a "small rodent" according to wikipedia

or a small, cute, rat-like mammal,

 

[NurseAbigail]

or a small, cute, rat-like mammal,

Someone reading this screamed, "so cuteee!!!!"

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

Someone reading this screamed, "so cuteee!!!!"

It was only afterward that she

 

[NurseAbigail]

It was only afterward that she

realized the importance of animal extinction

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

realized the importance of animal extinction

when a surviving remnant of Elvii

 

[NurseAbigail]

when a surviving remnant of Elvii

proclaimed, "death to all lemmings!!!", the....

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

proclaimed, "death to all lemmings!!!", the....

Elvii having played too much of...