Epic Story Telling

[Circumcised_Heart]

would take more than a pickled...

 

[LaSorcia]

condiment to stop them! It seemed...

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

the insurance agents had been right...

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

...that lemming-based Elvisific Powers would be

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

...that lemming-based Elvisific Powers would be

responsible for the conversion of even

 

[LaSorcia]

the most sensible politician. Even they...

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

the most sensible politician. Even they...

could not resist the power of

 

[LaSorcia]

the insanity that is this thread.

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

Nevertheless, the insurance brokers made their...

 

[NurseAbigail]

premiums high and baked chococolate chip...

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

premiums high and baked chococolate chip...

lemming muffins, which went down quite...

 

[faroukfarouk]

well among most observers...

 

[NurseAbigail]

well among most observers...

except that it caused nuclear explosion...

 

[Chesterton]

* or Elvēs? What is the plural of Elvis?

I'm pretty sure it's like fungus and fungi. It'd be 700 Elvi.

 

[gennypearl]

but it only emits colors of

 

[NurseAbigail]

but it only emits colors of

sparkly glittery pink and purple lights

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

This caused the Elvises to Disco

Side note:
@Chesterton , although Elvi looks cool, if I treat Elvis as a latinate noun, it would be a third declension and thus Elvēs in plural. It is Elvis, not Elvus after all. I am opting for Elvises, as I am itching to spell it Elvii as if a race of beings. I mustn't encourage myself in that direction. The allure of blue suede shoes and sparkly jackets is too strong to allow such self-identification, lest I be tempted...

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

This caused the Elvises to Disco

and to speculate like so many

 

[NurseAbigail]

and to speculate like so many

dancing penguins about the correct theory

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

dancing penguins about the correct theory

of Elvēs vs Elvises vs Elvii.