OK, some problems.
Number one, Shadow left. But I don't think that can be helped.
Number two, we haven't even left the village and we've been attacked by goblins, spinach, a pokemon, and bananas. This story needs to go somewhere.
Number three, we cannot be attacked by bananas yet, because WE need to get THEM the peanutbutter jelly bagels.
Number four, I'm going to edit the rules.
Number Five, will you please check the OOC once in a while! If this story dies, I won't make another one for a while, and I garantee you there won't be a crazy story as good as this one.
Sorry, Hakrev, but don't take control of other player's characters to the extent you took control of Pete. Also, for me, apparently the only one who doesn't know who Timmy the Tooth is, who is Timmy the Tooth?
On second thought, I'm done being the GM. I'm taking applications for a new one. If no one applies, I don't care, just kill each other until the thread dies.