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Don't need God?

Jammin

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God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to
Him. "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has
finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing
--- - in other words, we can now do what you did in
the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me more..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and
form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it,
thus creating man."

"Well, that's very interesting... show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts
to mold the soil into the shape of a man.

No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
 

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Nice one!!!

I've been telling people for years, cloning is not playing God. If cloning was playing God, then technically that would mean
1. You get the DNA from the person and have it as an image
2. Use the image from the DNA, and reconstruct a DNA from scratch without using any DNA duplication methods naturally found in each cell.
3. The chemicals that make up the DNA would also need to be reconstructed from scratch, so the scientist would need to create the Big Bang
4. To create the Big Bang, they need another open space for the universe, and those special particles that made the Big Bang..and again you need to create those special particles from scratch
5. To create those special particles from scratch you'll need God.

I do believe God has seen these cloning issues from head to tail...he probably finds it humerous too that humans think this is playing God...lol......
 
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