h2whoa said:IT's funny you know. I was reading the manual for assembling the new closet I got from Ikea the other day. In it it only told me how to assemble the closet. No other kind of guidance. So I went over to my flatmate and killed her by drilling into her brain with my cordless drill that I'd been using.
D'oh!
Turns out, that was a bad thing to do. Now it looks like I might be in a bit of trouble with the police.
But this shouldn't be too much of a problem. The police turned up just after I'd finished installing a new motherboard in my computer. I'd been following the instructions in the manual. Again, no other kind of instructions in that manual. The police burst in so I picked up the screwdriver I'd been using (with a magnetic head, no less) and I proceeded to brutally stab to death 3 officers.
So all in all a bit of a strange day.
But the point to this is this: I wouldn't be in this horrendous mess if only the manual for my closet and my new motherboard had just given me some moral guidance.
Neither of them told me not to kill. One only focused on a closet, the other had something to do with computers. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?
Was it a Stanley screwdriver or a Craftsman. I just want to make sure I'm cursing the right tool maker for the evil devices they created.
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