Does punctuation matter?

[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Tra Phull]

The program to install new deacons has beer arranged.

Most spell-checkers would think that's an OK sentence.

Donna Fletcher was tempted to use a Johannine comma before "and", and Non-Chalcedonian doctrine wound up having no prepositions to end sentences with.

 

[Tra Phull]

"And Jesus baptized not, but His disciples."

Did that mean He didn't baptize anyone, but His disciples did the baptizing - or that He only baptized His disciples and no one else?

My Greek professor said His disciples did the baptizing.

If that King James Version was good enough for Paul and Silas, it's good enough for me!

 

[Chesterton]

Come on are you tempting me?

Bob eats shoot and leaves.

Bob eats shoots and leaves, then waffles.

 

[Tra Phull]

They're going to have to eat their waffles there, there's no time to take them with theirselves.

 

[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Tra Phull]

I like HYPHENS - but -- when is it correct to use two in a row?

 

[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Chesterton]

Rules for Comma Usage

Thank you, but I learned that in school many moons ago.

 

[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Tra Phull]

My son is Greek Orthodox.

 

[Lady Donna Marie]

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[Chesterton]

Chesterton, can I go out on a limb and guess you are from Chesterton, Indiana and work for Ancient Faith Radio?

Yes.
Yes you can guess.



No, I'm from Texas, and I'm only a listener of AFR.

 

[Tra Phull]

I GUESS as of now I am Ununited Methodist, for it seems United Methodism has split, and popped a gusset or something.
Or would that be split and popped a gusset?