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Jacob the twister.....
- Apr 12, 2004
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Homer: Alright, lets get our story straight for Marge and Maude. We were out buying them fabulous gifts.
Ned: What's the occasion?
Homer: Because we love them, jackass. Anywho, we came out of Walmart, when suddenly one hundred spaceships..
Ned: Homer!
Homer: You're right, you're right. Fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang probed you, while I discovered an invention that blew their heads up and saved America.
Ned: Uuh, do I have to be gang probed?
Homer: Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Ned:
What do the aliens look like?
Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back, cause they were so busy gang probing you. Oh hello little birdies :birds attack: AAAH AAAH COVER YOUR EYES!
Ned: What's the occasion?
Homer: Because we love them, jackass. Anywho, we came out of Walmart, when suddenly one hundred spaceships..
Ned: Homer!
Homer: You're right, you're right. Fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang probed you, while I discovered an invention that blew their heads up and saved America.
Ned: Uuh, do I have to be gang probed?
Homer: Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Ned:
What do the aliens look like?Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back, cause they were so busy gang probing you. Oh hello little birdies :birds attack: AAAH AAAH COVER YOUR EYES!
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