By not making fun of Michelina. (Serious answer)Miss Shelby said:Do you guys know how to avoid lightening bolts? (serious question).
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By not making fun of Michelina. (Serious answer)Miss Shelby said:Do you guys know how to avoid lightening bolts? (serious question).
Oh ZooMom you make me laugh sooooo hard. LOL.. I really wish you could see and hear me to get the full effect. Tinfoil beanie...lol... *wipes tears from eyesZooMom said:Ok, I know you said serious, but I just can't come up with anything except don't go out with your tin foil beanie on. I have heard that a car is the safest place during a lightening storm because of the rubber tires acting as 'grounders' or something?
ummmm... I think you're off your rocker on both countsMiss Shelby said:I was talking to a group of co workers and we were talking about some program on satan's tool that we had all seen. (tv)-- It was one of those docuentaries about bear attacks. About people in real life getting attacked by wild bears in the forest on hunting or camping trips or whatever.
And I said, boldly..."Do you want to know how you can avoid getting attacked by a bear if there is one on your trail?" And they said 'No, how?' And I said 'You find a secluded spot away from a tree and if there is nowhere you can run, like inside or to a car, then you squat down and stick your rear end up in the air!'
And they just looked at me with empty stares.
The reason they just looked at me with empty stares ofcourse, is because that is what you do if lightening is about to strike, and you feel the hair stand up on your neck, because that way, if it does hit you, there's more of a chance it will hit a fleshy part of your body, instead of your head or something.
But I got it confused with what you would do in case of a bear attack.
Now how dingy is that?
Michelle
Tell it Dateline NBC.geocajun said:ummmm... I think you're off your rocker on both counts![]()
p2bc said:...as you learn more and more about His Bride (the Church) you will be blown away by the splendidness of this great gift of the Church.
She'll be like... Oh man I am so outta here. ...lolclskinner said:I wonder whether Katesmom, when she returns, will be asking herself once again, "Do I belong here (amongst all of these crazies)?"
I missed this. Good one Carrie.clskinner said:By not making fun of Michelina. (Serious answer)
Since Katesmom seems to like our craziness, can we continue, Michelle?katesmom said:I love the sense of humor here! I definetly belong here! Thank you everyone for all the great advice. I am so glad that I found this forum (as Ive said before)