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No.Well, I don't mean to seem flippant, but doesn't it seem like he did, in fact, cause humans and chimps to descend from a common ancestor?
No, but it does make the Bible read like science fiction.If Adam's cousin was a bonobo, it doesn't make Adam any less the first created man, does it?
The Bible says otherwise:If Adam's cousin was a bonobo, it doesn't make Adam any less the first created man, does it?
Who wrote your book?You're wrong. A Wizard did it. Says so in my book.
The Bible says otherwise:
Luke 3:38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.
Are you saying that God's cousin is a bonobo as well?
Adam, being called "the son of God", means he was a direct creation of God, made in His likeness and image; and is, in effect, and evolution-pwning statement.
-- God doesn't have hands!
You mean one of these?The wizard obviously.
-- He doesn't!?
Exodus 8:19 Then the magicians said unto Pharaoh, This is the finger of God: and Pharaoh's heart was hardened, and he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
Exodus 33:23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
Isaiah 40:12 ¶ Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?
Acts 7:56 And said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.
The whole body parts thing was God's idea, not ours:You don't really believe that the Lord has anthropomorphic "fingers", "hands", a "back", a "face", etc., do you?
No -- He has theomorphic fingers, hands, back, face, etc.You don't really believe that the Lord has anthropomorphic "fingers", "hands", a "back", a "face", etc., do you?
The Bible says otherwise:
Luke 3:38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.
Are you saying that God's cousin is a bonobo as well?
Adam, being called "the son of God", means he was a direct creation of God, made in His likeness and image; and is, in effect, an evolution-pwning statement.
No -- He has theomorphic fingers, hands, back, face, etc.
At least it would be if it was true.
Until it can be proven demonstrably true, beyond any reasonable doubt, I'm left with no option but to conclude that you're talking out of your gluteus maxiumus.
My, my -- you must deal only in extremes then.At least it would be if it was true.
Until it can be proven demonstrably true, beyond any reasonable doubt, I'm left with no option but to conclude that you're talking out of your gluteus maxiumus.
Do you believe in eternal life after death for the faithful?Okay, so he has a theomorphic bladder too, then, yes? And it gets full? So where is the Divine urinal? You can see how silly the idea of interposing human anatomy on the Lord is?
I just think we're being a bit presumptuous to say, "okay, I 'get' God".
If there is not God, there is no human "soul", and it doesn't matter what did or did not evolve from what. Humans, chimps, tree shrews, newts, pebbles -- all fungible.
So stipulated.
Have a good day.So where is the Divine urinal?
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