HOW TO READ TEA LEAVES
Take a teaspoon of loose tea leaves and stir them into a light-colored, flat-bottomed teacup filled with hot water. Drink the tea, avoiding as many of the leaves as possible, and leave a small amount behind. Swish the remaining tea in the cup counterclockwise three times while waving your hand over the top and looking generally ominous. Turn the cup over onto the saucer so that the leftover tea drips out. Check out your cup. The leaves left behind will have clumped together into different semi-shapes. Clumps near the bottom of the cup foretell events in the distant future, whereas those near the lip are closer to the present.
Tea-leaf shape/ Psychic Translation
Acorn / financial success
Arrow / bad news for your love life
Bird / good luck
Bear / bad luck
Bottle / possible disease
Flag / danger
Hat / a raise or honor
Kangaroo a trip
Mushroom / a disturbance
Oak tree / health
Rabbit / bravery
Shoe / increased productivity
Sword / warning of arguments
Turtle / criticism
Wagon / hard times Dont worry if your symbols dont fall into these categories. Most tea reading is fairly intuitive. If something weird comes up, just go with it. For example, if you see a poodle above a persons head, that might mean everyone hates you. Now, go crash a bunch of tea parties and blow some minds.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Not for use with Nestea® brand teas. Do not add honey to tea, unless you want to adversely alter the events of the future. Predictions made from tea leaves are legally binding, so watch what you say.