Did Adam fart before the fall?

[Viren]

That's not what His parents and brothers said

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Ah, Blazing Saddles. Classic!

 

[brinny]

That's not what His mother and brothers said

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"How 'bout some more beans Mr. Taggert?"

"i'd say think you've had enough"

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Fart is the result of the fall, lol. I cant imagine ppl farting in a state of beatitude.

I would imaging the RC's Pope, who is the vicar of Christ, also toots......unless he is somehow miraculously immune from tooting.....

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/pope-john-paul-ii-1-merical-away-to-be-beatified.7528025/
Pope John Paul II 1 miracle away to be beatified

Catholic Online (www.catholic.org)

Soon we will also affirm what the miracles effected by his continued intercession confirm, John Paul II is a Saint

The sentiment of the faithful "Santo Subito" echoed as the Church discerned the cause of his canonization. Now, he will be raised to the Altar on the Feast of Divine Mercy and the faithful will call him "Blessed John Paul II." We will soon affirm what miracles effected by his intercession confirm, John Paul II is a Saint.



CHESAPEAKE, Va. (Catholic Online) - On April 2, 2005 at 9:37 p.m. the Venerable Pope John Paul II died. In April of 2009 his beloved successor, Pope Benedict XVI, told Pilgrims gathered in Rome "With you, I pray for the gift of beatification". That prayer has been answered. Friday, January 14, 2011 the Holy See released the "Decree for the Beatification of the Servant of God John Paul II. The full decree is found here on the Vatican Radio site.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Obviously NOT, in fact there's no proof text ANYWHERE in Scripture that would "prove" that He ever went to the rest room, so obviously He never did.

But of course. Toilet paper had not yet been invented....

 

[brinny]

 

[brinny]

I would imaging the RC's Pope, who is the vicar of Christ, also toots......unless he is somehow miraculously immune from tooting.....

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/pope-john-paul-ii-1-merical-away-to-be-beatified.7528025/
Pope John Paul II 1 miracle away to be beatified

Catholic Online (www.catholic.org)

Soon we will also affirm what the miracles effected by his continued intercession confirm, John Paul II is a Saint

The sentiment of the faithful "Santo Subito" echoed as the Church discerned the cause of his canonization. Now, he will be raised to the Altar on the Feast of Divine Mercy and the faithful will call him "Blessed John Paul II." We will soon affirm what miracles effected by his intercession confirm, John Paul II is a Saint.



CHESAPEAKE, Va. (Catholic Online) - On April 2, 2005 at 9:37 p.m. the Venerable Pope John Paul II died. In April of 2009 his beloved successor, Pope Benedict XVI, told Pilgrims gathered in Rome "With you, I pray for the gift of beatification". That prayer has been answered. Friday, January 14, 2011 the Holy See released the "Decree for the Beatification of the Servant of God John Paul II. The full decree is found here on the Vatican Radio site.

 

[brinny]

But of course. Toilet paper had not yet been invented....

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hahahaaa!

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

ROFL! Hilarious!
He should have wore these:

 

[brinny]

ROFL! Hilarious!
He should have wore these:

Hahahaaaaaa! His companion would've appreciated it immensely

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

How true this is!

 

[brinny]

How true this is!

LOL!

 

[brinny]

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

https://timfall.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/biblical-flatulence-break-like-the-wind-people/
Biblical Flatulence – break like the wind, people!

Isaiah 16:11:
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

Have you ever tried to imitate a harp by farting? I myself do not even manage to imitate a trumpet, which is one of the easier instruments! Truly, the LORD deserves our Praise!

Another Verse which glorifies the sound of God's bowels:

Isaiah 26:17-18
As a pregnant woman about to give birth writhes and cries out in her pain, so were we in your presence, Lord. We were with child, we writhed in labor, but we gave birth to wind. We have not brought salvation to the earth, and the people of the world have not come to life.

Isaiah 63:15:
Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?

Clearly, Isaiah, a Man of God, who conversed regularly with the Almighty, misses four things when God withdraws Himself from him: God's Zeal, God's Strength, God's Mercies and God's Farts.
Clearly, His Farts give inspiration, hope and rejoicing to those lucky people who hear them.

As True Christians™, we should imitate the LORD in every way. It seems that the earliest True Christian™ communities kept true to this Commandment. Like God pleases us with His Farts, the early Christians had no problems either with an occasional, smelly, manly fart. Paul testifies:

Philemon 1:7:
For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

Not only was farting a normal communal activity among early Christians, they realized that they glorified the LORD that way:

Philemon 1:20
Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

We must not forget, after all, that farting is just another way of glorifying God with our bodies, as He commanded us to do:

So, friends, next time one of those feminazis at work gets uppity and whiny when you produce a fart during a business meeting, explain to her that we do this to praise the LORD, and that farting is a Biblically correct way of expressing our joy over the Wondrous Acts of the Lord in our lives. What right does she have to restrict you in exercizing your Religion?

 

[brinny]

https://timfall.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/biblical-flatulence-break-like-the-wind-people/
Biblical Flatulence – break like the wind, people!

Isaiah 16:11:
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

Have you ever tried to imitate a harp by farting? I myself do not even manage to imitate a trumpet, which is one of the easier instruments! Truly, the LORD deserves our Praise!

Another Verse which glorifies the sound of God's bowels:

Isaiah 26:17-18
As a pregnant woman about to give birth writhes and cries out in her pain, so were we in your presence, Lord. We were with child, we writhed in labor, but we gave birth to wind. We have not brought salvation to the earth, and the people of the world have not come to life.

Isaiah 63:15:
Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?

Clearly, Isaiah, a Man of God, who conversed regularly with the Almighty, misses four things when God withdraws Himself from him: God's Zeal, God's Strength, God's Mercies and God's Farts.
Clearly, His Farts give inspiration, hope and rejoicing to those lucky people who hear them.

As True Christians™, we should imitate the LORD in every way. It seems that the earliest True Christian™ communities kept true to this Commandment. Like God pleases us with His Farts, the early Christians had no problems either with an occasional, smelly, manly fart. Paul testifies:

Philemon 1:7:
For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

Not only was farting a normal communal activity among early Christians, they realized that they glorified the LORD that way:

Philemon 1:20
Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

We must not forget, after all, that farting is just another way of glorifying God with our bodies, as He commanded us to do:

So, friends, next time one of those feminazis at work gets uppity and whiny when you produce a fart during a business meeting, explain to her that we do this to praise the LORD, and that farting is a Biblically correct way of expressing our joy over the Wondrous Acts of the Lord in our lives. What right does she have to restrict you in exercizing your Religion?

ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!! Ohhh hep meeee, i cain't breeeeeathe

 

[Gregory Thompson]

Are you familiar with the preachings of Robert Tilton by chance?

 

[notreligus]

Ask the question over in the Churches of Christ forum. They'll probably tell us that farting is not authorized in the Scriptures.

 

[KingdomIncreseGuy]

this thread is sad on so many levels

 

[Athanasias]

this thread is sad on so many levels

Yes it is but also I thought it was inventive and funny myself. I think Dr. Peter Kreeft is awesome!

 

[DamianWarS]

This gets into alot of questions about the anthropological body/soul relation and sin. Discuss amongst yourselves. And Yes this is a serious theological/philosophical question that Dr. Peter Kreeft ask in Calvin college when he was a calvinist studying theology.

Did adam have a stomach? an intestinal track? an anus? If he did most assuredly they were used for what they were designed for.

 

[brinny]

...i've been giving this some more thought, and it is quite possible that, since God prefers sweet smelling savors, that when Adam and Eve ate the apple that was offered to them, they developed gas, and that is how God found them later as they hid, because of the odors that they could not hide.....it told on them by sound and smell, so God just followed the sounds and smells, found them, and ousted them and their farts from the garden....