I'm gonna follow Izdaari's model
Edit: With more results!
1. Methodist/Wesleyan Church 
Probably where, realistically speaking, I will end up. But it would have to be UMC.
2. Episcopal/Anglican Church 
HEY! The other place I would probably end up! But the Episcopal church is a bit out there and ACNA is way conservative and reminds me of the Catholic church.
3. Evangelical Lutheran Church 
It's ok but doesn't really hold anything special for me.
4. Mennonite Brethren 
I think it was the pacifism thing that got me this. They are way too strict for me
5. Pentecostal 
Too many debates with Charismatics, I don't agree with the theology plus I like quiet services.
6. LCMS Lutheran 
Too conservative. No offense against Lutherans but I always feel excluded from anything Lutheran.
7. Orthodox Quakerism 
Unrealistic given my views and situation.
8. Free Will Baptist 
Possible? I mean Baptists are alright sometimes, most of them are Calvinists it seems like. So the less conservative ones I'd probably mix with well.
9. Seventh-Day Adventist 
A bit out there for me.
10. Church of Christ 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11. International Church of Christ 
Uh whats the difference?
12. Southern Baptist 



View result ten but with more emotions.
13. Presbyterian Church USA 
Not a Calvinist as demonstrated by my first result.
14. Orthodox Presbyterian Church 
I already said I am not a Calvinist, I think it is safe to assume I am not an orthodox Calvinist either.
15. Presbyterian Church AUS 


Ok now this test is really messing with me; refer to (in this sequence) results 13 and 14 and then restate my general thesis on Calvinism. Also a minor detail: I'M NOT AUSTRALIAN
16. Roman Catholic Church 
I grew up in the RCC...gives you an idea how much my thinking as changed!