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MeekOne said:^It skeered me!^
Random joke...
A 16-year-old boy with long shaggy hair had just gotten his permit for a driver's license and approached his father about using the family car. Dad was pastor of the local Baptist Church and known to be quite conservative in his views.
Dad said, "I'll make you a deal. If you bring your grades up from C's to B's, do a little more Bible study, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the car."
The boy agreed. In six-week's time he had raised his grades and been much more conspicuous at Bible studies.
The dad said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. Those grades are looking good and you've been attending Bible studies, but I notice that you haven't gotten a haircut."
The boy responded, "Well, Dad, in my Bible studies I've noticed that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and it's a pretty sure thing that even Jesus had long hair."
To which Dad said, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
Just copy something from a fortune cookie maybe.I was reading this thread & you guys & gals are smart. I'm not talented in the area of thinking deep thoughts.
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