Seriously?
Humans are formed when sperm fertilizes eggs. God has always been.
God is spirit. John 4:24
Humans sin.
God doesn't sin.
Humans lie.
God cannot lie. Hebrews 6:18
Humans change their mind, God does not. 1 Samuel 15:29
GOD IS NOT MAN - 1 Samuel 15:29, Numbers 23:19
God is everywhere, man is finite.
God can do all things, man is limited
God knows all things, man is limited
I'm sure you'll have your special pleadings for why these (and dozens more) don't count.
Well yes, as we are talking about God/god as character in a book, then the 'pleadings' are 'special' in that context. You think, it seems, that your list of things means they are incompatible in the same way that a square is incompatible with a curved line. I don't see how that is the case:
A square has only straight lines, if you introduce a curved line into its structure it is no longer a square. There is no room for manouevre. However you look at it, a square cannot accomodate a curved line.
People and God are not however quite so straigthforward or easily defined. The bible posits the possibility of being perfect, for example. This is where the 'knowing the material' part comes into the 'understanding the bible' equation.
At the beginning, some kind of state of innocence is outlined, a very simple state in which humans act freely, unencumbered by the understanding and implications of right and wrong. There are various ideas about what this represents, however what is clear is that there is on the one hand a state of innocence and unity between humans and between humans and God, and on the other a very limited set of rules - care for the land, only eat vegetables, have offspring, don't eat from that tree. Humans break the last rule, and gain an awareness of the 'wrongness' of some of their actions, they become conscious of themselves in relation to one another, to their own desires and impulses, the need for these to be managed, and so on. Something (for the sake of explanation) perhaps like Jung's shadow self is recognised, something that if not integrated into a person's whole being will direct that person's behaviour unconsciously to one degree or another. People are then in a state of having to manage themselves whereas previously they had existed in some state of grace, maybe an allegory for a pre-conscious state, maybe for something else, in which moral decisions and self-management had not been necessary.
Taking what the bible says about this as a whole, if you rely only on what is actually in the bible, then theoretically a person could be 'perfect' and 'sinless', however given the complexity of being human this is only theoretically possible for us. Jesus, however, is presented in the bible as being imbued with the essence of God, he has the characteristics of God but in a human body. In other parts of the bible God appears in various other forms, as a burning bush, a gentle breeze, a man who wrestles with another man - figurative meanings at least in terms of the import of each instance. God is variously portrayed as being able to be both everywhere but also anywhere, he is ascribed the quality of being able to manifest as he pleases. In Jesus, the full character of God is revealed. He doesn't sin, and so on, as per your list. He is by choice limited to existing in one particular manifestation within a finite body, which has no (biblical) implications for his finiteness - merely the passing from one form to another in a temporal sense.
Other arguments could be - it's not true, God doesn't exist, there is no such thing as a mind/spirit/soul etc., God couldn't inhabit a human body because he doesn't exist, or because this contravenes your personal understanding of who/what God is, and so on. However these are not arguments of the same type as a round thing is not a square.