Debate Thread [OPEN DEBATE}

[Waddell]

If you pushed your own naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be: ​

A) murder? ​

B) suicide? or ​

C) simply making an obscene clone fall?​

ROFL!!! Now thats funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

yes I did it...

 

[ShammahBenJudah]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he sometimes suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

Does Listerine even really cure halitosis?

 

[ShammahBenJudah]

I sent 10 puns to the Reader's Digest, trying to make a little cash and hoping to get one published. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

 

[Meshavrischika]

I sent 10 puns to the Reader's Digest, trying to make a little cash and hoping to get one published. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

bad bad bad

 

[Waddell]

I sent 10 puns to the Reader's Digest, trying to make a little cash and hoping to get one published. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

That is just Sooooooo bad. I'm at a loss for words. Between the laughing and the strange guilty feeling I have over the laughing, I don't know how to respond!!!!

 

[Meshavrischika]

50 oxymorons to brighten your week

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42 Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead 34.
Small crowd 33.
Business ethics 32.
Soft rock 31.
Butt head 30.
Military intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. Extinct life
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. “Now, then...”
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. New classic
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Italian Army
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the NUMBER ONE top OXY-Moron

1. Microsoft Works

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

. Microsoft Works

 

[Meshavrischika]

that's my fav too

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

[HephzibahBenJudah]

Too many sponges I guess???

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

Repetition to really make you think about the question, huh?

 

[ShammahBenJudah]

1. Microsoft Works

OK, here's a few questions we can debate...

What happens if you get scared "half to death" twice?


Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?


Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


If a smurf holds its breath, what color does it turn?


Why are there Braille dots on the keys at the drive through ATM?


If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

Here are two more questions for you.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do people order a Big Mac Value Meal Supersized, and get a Diet Coke to drink?

 

[Jesusong]

We are really razing the level of humor here!

(and I speak unanimously)

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Why do people order a Big Mac Value Meal Supersized, and get a Diet Coke to drink?

Ya gotta save calories somewhere! There's already a bunch of calories in the supersized meal....think of how much more when you add the coke full of sugar.

 

[irenemcg]

Did you ever have to take object lessons to Sunday school?

What book in the Bible might a dead bee represent?

Ans:
Nahum- no hum


When was Paul a baker?

Ans: when he went to fill a pie (Philiipi)