Aw, Kev and Crusader.. 2 good sports!
Just for funsies, I'll do the same app (I think they're the same for both ya'll):
Here's the old application. Humor is encouraged.
Name: 2 drink minimum question. In other words, if you don't know it yet, you'll have to meet me first.
Age: 30 (I have no shame... but perhaps I should...

)
Location: Upon request... wait. N/m Northern portion of the United States
Height: 5'9.4322"
Weight:
....
I normally have an athletic build, but have packed on pounds during my last relationship. It's kinda disturbing, I'm not gonna lie.

Although I
do have booty and floppy arms that slap you if you're standing next to me while I clap for musical artists on-stage.... if you're into that kinda thing.
Hair color/style: Black No. 1; long, clean bob with asymmetrical strands in front/"bangs" usually "swooped" to one side
Any Tattoos/Piercings?: Yes. I can't show you them, unfortunately. I'm not ashamed of them, but they're on my other computer; that, and if I
could show them publically, I prolly wouldn't. I didn't get them to show them off.
(Feel free to attach a picture here)
No!
If you could go on a date with me, what would you not want to do (ie what to avoid in a nightmare date scenario)?: Well, considering this isn't about me dating either of you in a romantic way, I can't really say... probably, something stereotypically "romantic" though, considering.
Do you have any special skills/talents/achievements/superpowers?: I can cut through glass with my gaze.
Describe where you currently are in your walk with the Lord: I'm further than I've ever been, yet far from where I want to be; having been through the depths of darkness and the heights of unexplainable perfect love. I've learned, loved and lost. I've questioned, grown, stumbled, clawed my way back with bloody knees and sore eyes... and I'm not done yet. I'm not a prodigal, but I am definitely in an interesting place right now.
What is your best physical feature: The cute gap in my front teeth. [Insert random horrifying picture of Jeddeddiah for laughs]
What is your best personality trait: The ability to bond with almost anyone.
What are your biggest pet peeves: A hateful spirit, arrogance, psychopathic behavior, Halloween costumes that are of people who've recently passed away, liverwurst.
Where do you want to live in the semi-near future, and what kind of career do you want?:
I want to have graduated college, to begin my small business venture, something that brings me great joy and something that allows me to bring forth myself through my talents and skills... that or I just want to help the
heck out of people. And I want that to take place in an amazing location. I love it here and can't see myself moving... but I've only visited less than 3/4 of this country and don't know where God's plan lie just yet.
What are your personal goals for the next 5 years?: See above; plus have a
real home of my own... with my own little white mailbox on the lawn or a veranda... or a doorman; none of this renting garbage where your neighbors make more noise than an m16 and where
you have to constantly wonder if you're making too much noise, find someone I am so in love with who feels the very same about me and get married.
How do you typically like to spend your free time?: It depends how bad my week has been. Sometimes, I just like to de-compress. Other times, I want to go out, either to a pub, pool hall, dance club, concert or a combination of all of those... or none of them. Sometimes, I just like being at home; if it isn't mine, someone else's.
What is your favorite sport and/or team?: You're funny.
Do you drink or smoke?: I drink. It's kind of our culture here... like in Europe.

Or so I've heard...
Do you enjoy cooking? How would you rate your cooking skills?: Sometimes, I do. It really depends how hungry I am. I would rate myself a 2 though... on a scale of 1-10.
Would you consider yourself laid back or high strung?: A little of both.
What is it about me that makes you want to go on a date with me?: I think you'd both be fun to hang out with, to be quite honest.
There it is. Did I mention that humor is encouraged? Prolly. I have a short attention span.