Dating application thread

[white dove]

I want to post an appy, but I don't want anyone to pm one to me. I have some serious pm business and I can't afford to clog the cogs (not that anyone would really fill one out ).

 

[stephanieamber]

I think you should give him your appy, Steph (but you might not want to know what he makes ).


Ah, whatever. He makes good mocha. /Who cares about money

and he works at my favorite place in the world, which has free wifi.

i know what he makes... me happy! how weird. i'm done with this convo.

 

[ceh85]

errrm muppet question: how the heck do i copy and paste from this forum to a PM?

 

[Tink]

I want to post an appy, but I don't want anyone to pm one to me. I have some serious pm business and I can't afford to clog the cogs (not that anyone would really fill one out ).

Post it and just make it a requirement that they not PM you. muahaha.

 

[white dove]

Thanks, Tink, I might ju...... muppet question!?




If you'd like, you can copy and paste the address or just copy and paste the content and "send private message" to someone, Ceh.

 

[ceh85]

ahhh. AHHHH. I was trying to copy the msg while I was quoting it. Which doesn't work. Yay! Thanks

ps yeah as in 'you're such a muppet'

Seeeee?

 

[BarelyBreathing]

If I put up an application........ it would have a pre-screening to get the real application.

Pre-screen:

1) Do you mind kids already in existence?
2) Would you be willing to court my parents?


A double yes earns the real application.......

 

[white dove]

Post it and just make it a requirement that they not PM you. muahaha.

Mwwaahahhaa


(Wait, his mouth isn't opened for a "mwahaha" )



Okay, this is just a for funsie application (it doesn't mean you want to date me):

Name:

Age:

Location:

Height:

Wait for it...

Pic:

Why you decided to fill this out:

Unique skills:

How you would define your walk with Christ or your walk, period:

Favorite beer:

Cranium or Twister:

Concert or house party/get-together:

Late night latte or late night clubbing:

Do you color (with crayons or markers and such)?

Would you ever go to Disney on Ice?

Okay, so be honest... why did you really fill this out:

 

[smacarena]

1) Do you mind kids already in existence?
2) Would you be willing to court my parents?

1. Haven't there always been kids in existence? .
2. I hope your parents realize I have certain "boundaries" they can't cross.

 

[BarelyBreathing]

1. Haven't there always been kids in existence? .
2. I hope your parents realize I have certain "boundaries" they can't cross.

Kids in existence in MY life already. I have kids.... plural. And I do mean plural.

My parents....... depends on the boundaries I suppose.

 

[smacarena]

Application for dating Smacarena:

1. Favorite Smothers brother:

2. Does this make me look fat?

3. Describe your experience with a potato gun:

4. What's your secret agent name?

5. Favorite New Kid on the Block:

6. Have you ever shaved off half an eyebrow and said, "I'm Miss Half-Shaved-Eyebrow Face!"?

7. Would you buy me a '69 Dodge Charger Hemi?

 

[kevlite2020]

Mwwaahahhaa


(Wait, his mouth isn't opened for a "mwahaha" )



Okay, this is just a for funsie application (it doesn't mean you want to date me):

Name: Kevin

Age: 25

Location: Cary, NC

Height: 5'7

Wait for it...

Pic:

You didn't say a pic of what

Why you decided to fill this out: because you are the bees knees and I want to make you

Unique skills: I can set fire to a kitchen using only non-flammable foods...

How you would define your walk with Christ or your walk, period: I am still pretty young in my walk with Him, but I'm growing very fast and learning to give more and more of my heart to the Lord and I can feel Him working on me and building me up constantly!

Favorite beer: Schneiderweiss, although bud light golden wheat and magic hat are slowly working their way to my heart haha

Cranium or Twister: twister!!!

Concert or house party/get-together: House party/get-together. I'm cool with concerts but I more often like to be somewhere where I can actually talk to people and hear them and have fun with them

Late night latte or late night clubbing: Latte. Sorry WD but if you saw my dance moves, you wouldn't even want to take me to the club!

Do you color (with crayons or markers and such)? nope, but I'm not opposed to the idea...

Would you ever go to Disney on Ice? if I had children to take, yes. If it was just to go with a girl... errr... sorry WD

Okay, so be honest... why did you really fill this out:

Because I am the awesomest ever and I didn't want you to miss out on the opportunity to date me!

 

[white dove]

You are awesome, Kev! I love it!

 

[ceh85]

Application for dating Smacarena:

1. Favorite Smothers brother: Well, I just had to google them now. But I think I love both of them.

2. Does this make me look fat? No, you look beautiful darling

3. Describe your experience with a potato gun: It was less dangerous than a bullet gun. I'd rather not repeat it though, unless we got a gun that somehow fired out shaped potatoes, then we could do potato paintings

4. What's your secret agent name? Agent ChillinFreeze

5. Favorite New Kid on the Block: Before my time

6. Have you ever shaved off half an eyebrow and said, "I'm Miss Half-Shaved-Eyebrow Face!"? For you baby, anything..

7. Would you buy me a '69 Dodge Charger Hemi? *Almost anything

 

[smacarena]

7. Would you buy me a '69 Dodge Charger Hemi? *Almost anything

Well, how about importing a Focus RS or a VW GTI Mk 1?

 

[StarryEyes]

Application for dating Smacarena:

1. Favorite Smothers brother: the what brother?!?!

2. Does this make me look fat? everything makes you look fat from what you described earlier

3. Describe your experience with a potato gun: I killed a potato!

4. What's your secret agent name? McMurphey

5. Favorite New Kid on the Block: I don't know any of them personally but I did listen to their music when I was little!!!

6. Have you ever shaved off half an eyebrow and said, "I'm Miss Half-Shaved-Eyebrow Face!"? No I'm saving that for when I join the circus!

7. Would you buy me a '69 Dodge Charger Hemi? Beg me.

 

[ceh85]

Well, how about importing a Focus RS or a VW GTI Mk 1?

Well, when I say 'almost anything', I actually mean 'not that much'.

I will buy you a toy car though. Any kind you like.
You can thank me now

 

[smacarena]

7. Would you buy me a '69 Dodge Charger Hemi? Beg me.

You'll soon learn that smacarena begs for nothing.

Well, when I say 'almost anything', I actually mean 'not that much'.

I will buy you a toy car though. Any kind you like.
You can thank me now

How about a toy Lada? It would probably run more than a real one!!! Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah














ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahahahahh1!!!!!!!!

 

[ceh85]

You'll soon learn that smacarena begs for nothing.

How about a toy Lada? It would probably run more than a real one!!! Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah














ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahahahahh1!!!!!!!!

*hugs toy Lada*

 

[Gym]

Just because it will allow me to use an inside joke, Ceh
Do you have any special skills/talents/achievements?:
I'm hard to kill (and boom there goes the inside joke!)