dateless waif club

[kelco]

yep another reaction question... to see if people really read what input. I just thought I would have a little fun with the people from CF. Clean fun humor is a gift from God. After all God has to a sense humor after dealing with christians after these many centuaries, I hope. I just wish some preachers would use it.

ROFL!

 

[bubblegirl23]

Hey Timmy & everyone!

I've been busy playing "online dating" - see post in Single's Ministry. No luck. Met a lovely guy who was really eager, then really invisible. I think my semi-goth look scared him. However, I did say that my heart is of God, I don't dye my hair or have any bizarre piercings. They're just clothes! Clothes I made and am proud of. Do you think clothes should make such a difference? It's not like I'm a model with her breasts nearly completely showing. I look classy, not tragic or scary!

You can never please people! Like one of my favourite lyrics say, "you can't please everybody without sulking all night"

Glad I only concentrate on pleasing me and God

 

[wildthing]

ROFL!

why you rofl on me? Laughing in color perhaps but not rofling

 

[kelco]

why you rofl on me?

Just when I read that post I was thinking about a conversation I had with a friend the other night about the very same thing and it was almost like deja vu and it really made me laugh. If I offended you I'm really sorry!

 

[wildthing]

No offense taken. It's just that I have not heard about rofling in a while.

 

[kelco]

I haven't rolfed since I ate some bad chicken last may says kelco who can be a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

 

[JohnB67]

any one from EWU

 

[wildthing]

I haven't rolfed since I ate some bad chicken last may says kelco who can be a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

So I guess you know what laughing in color is? Stay away from potatoe and egg salad too both will lay you low....

 

[kelco]

So I guess you know what laughing in color is? Stay away from potatoe and egg salad too both will lay you low....

Beans and brocolli make me laugh in color.

 

[wildthing]

That combo of beans and brocolli would do in any mortal... I will feel sorry for any newbie reading this... All this talk about rofling and laughing in color...

 

[kelco]

That combo of beans and brocolli would do in any mortal... I will feel sorry for any newbie reading this... All this talk about rofling and laughing in color...

All newbies reading this can stop at the main entrance and pick up free air fresheners and rolf bags. (Is it no wonder we're "dateless waifs? )

 

[wildthing]

LOL LOL you are so funny

 

[kelco]

LOL LOL you are so funny

 

[wildthing]

Your funny and smart too, a regular Einstein. What a combo. You cannot find a date?? Them guys don't know what they are missing..

 

[kelco]

Your funny and smart too, a regular Einstein. What a combo. You cannot find a date?? Them gals don't know what they are missing..

The gals probably do cuz I'm female and when the guys get a load of my picture I have to pass out the rolf bags!

 

[wildthing]

Sorry about that... I fixed my mistake. You are still a fine catch... I sort of look like that in morning too. My hair stands on end till I run a comb though it... Did you ever see a family picture of the Einsteins they all sort of look like that..

 

[kelco]

Sorry about that... I fixed my mistake. You are still a fine catch... I sort of look like that in morning too. My hair stands on end till I run a comb though it... Did you ever see a family picture of the Einsteins they all sort of look like that..

Yeah I've got a picture of us in my wallet. I am the one in the back to the left of Albert! Since I'm wearing the hat combing my hair is optional! Thanks for the compliment WT!

 

[Lbiagm]

i am still a dateless waif.

 

[Living4Him03]

Private Blissfully Single reporting for duty , Sir!

 

[goat37]

Being single is such a blessing... seriously.

I am seeing a couple of different girls, but I am moving to Texas in 3 weeks... and hopefully start seeing that little hottie bartender that I hooked up with when I was down there last week.

The nice thing is, I tell them all up front that I don't want a girlfriend and that I go out with other people too... they all still want to party and do things with me... so I certainly don't complain. I am certainly not leading them on.

But after being married, and then unfortunately infatuated with someone to the point of nausea... it's nice to just be out having fun, sowing my wild oats, and doing everything that / I / want to do for once... Being single and free is the best thing that ever happened to me!