Daffynitions

[Theofilus]

Pick a word, any word, and give it a humorous definition. It can be a humorous twist on the real meaning, a pun or a completely new meaning - anything you want, as long as it's funny.

preposition -n
A word you should never end a sentance with.

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

desserts - something you can have too much of when you respell the word - stressed

 

[Theofilus]

germination -n
The process by which one becomes a German citizen

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Thread -n
To pass through the eye of a needle & messages on a single topic

 

[Theofilus]

Deadline -n
What you're left holding when you call your girlfriend the day after her birthday.

 

[Theofilus]

Sewer -n
1. A prosecuting attorney.
2. A seamstress.