groundhog said:
So far, I haven't read one comment (from anyone that has seen the movie) that says the movie sucks - only from those people who refuse to go see it.
Haven't read many reviews, have you? Try these:
"... it's not very good -- long (2hr.32min.) and mostly inert."
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Richard Corliss,
TIME MAGAZINE
"You know a movie's a dud when even its self-flagellating albino killer monk isn't any fun. "
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John Beifuss,
COMMERCIAL APPEAL (MEMPHIS, TN)
"How dark the con of Ron -
The Da Vinci Code plays sort of like
National Treasure with any sense of fun sucked out of it."
--
Laura Clifford,
REELING REVIEWS
"[A] wishy-washiness and its general tonal flatness betray a clock-punching mentality the cast and crew seem to have adopted for its production."
--
Jeffrey Chen,
WINDOW TO THE MOVIES
"On film,
The Da Vinci Code is not so much a fascinating puzzle as a prolonged slog through material that resists the screen."
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Robert Denerstein,
DENVER ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS
"I cannot vouch for the novel, but the movie is a remarkably underwhelming experience."
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David Cornelius,
EFILMCRITIC.COM
"The movie is so nervous about offending anyone that it's hardly any fun."
--
Jami Bernard,
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
"Every time Langdon starts to educate Sophie, the urge to tune out is overwhelming."
--
Josh Bell,
LAS VEGAS WEEKLY
"The greatest threat that Dan Brown's novel, and now Ron Howard's film of the same, poses to spirituality is the same threat that any bad art presents the human soul."
--
Walter Chaw,
FILM FREAK CENTRAL
"Ron Howard plays it too safe keeping fans of the book in line, objectors at bay and alienates anyone coming into the hype with thoughts of 'that's what everyone is up in arms about?'"
--
Erik Childress,
EFILMCRITIC.COM
"I'll say it: It is anti-Jesus and anti-Catholic. Unintentionally though, it is a recruiting film for Opus Dei. Where do I sign up?"
--
Victoria Alexander,
FILMSINREVIEW.COM
"The script explains everything twice, spelling out the big words three times, so that even if you've never heard of Jesus or Mary Magdalene you can still figure out this story."
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Jeffrey M. Anderson,
COMBUSTIBLE CELLULOID
"A film that never rises beyond the workmanlike to the inspired."
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Robert W. Butler,
KANSAS CITY STAR
"... a jigsaw puzzle [that] turns out to be a lot less fun than you hoped it would be when you started piecing it together."
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Carol Cling,
LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL
"Looking for that Holy Grail of blockbuster movies? Keep looking. You won't find it in "The Da Vinci Code," an overblown, bland ghost of the best-seller by Dan Brown."
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Linda Cook,
QUAD CITY TIMES (DAVENPORT, IA)
"For people who insist that the movie is never as good as the book, your case just got stronger."
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Matt Pais,
METROMIX.COM
"Ron Howard and screenwriter Akiva Goldsman struggle mightily to cram as much as possible of Dan Brown's labyrinthine thriller into a 2-hour-28-minute running time, resulting in a movie both overstuffed and underwhelming."
--
David Ansen,
NEWSWEEK
"One could classify
The Da Vinci Code as diverting, but it has sidestepped greatness by a wide margin."
--
James Berardinelli,
REELVIEWS
"Absent is the pure guilty joy of sequential puzzle-solving; instead of participating in the hunt, we're shoved off to the side as a couple of crashing boors do it for us."
--
Amy Biancolli,
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
"As a film derived from a book,
The Da Vinci Code isn't a fiasco on the order of
The Bonfire of the Vanities nor is it a triumph a la
The Lord of the Rings. Instead, it's an acceptable but uninspired simulacrum."
--
Ty Burr,
BOSTON GLOBE
"Ron Howard's adaptation of Dan Brown's bestseller is punishingly long, dramatically overwrought and fatally short on the thrills we demand from summertime blockbusters."
--
Colin Covert,
MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE