Crush Application Thread

[High Fidelity]

Note: answers can be any length, depending on how much information you want to reveal.

I apologize for the length of this form. I think it would be better to figure all this out at the start than wait until later.

Name: Tywin Lannister

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Photograph of YOU taken within the last YEAR:

Photograph of you as a small child (between ages 3 and 8):

Height: 6 foot

Ethnicity: White

Shoe size: 11

Favorite shoes:

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

2

Do you like children? For the most part, no.

Do you want children of your own? Not really.

Are you a Christian? Yes.

Belief statement: Calling myself Christian should cover that.

Denomination (if any): None.

Contemporary worship or traditional hymns? Traditional.

Favorite Bible verse(s): Don't really have a favourite.

Mission - what has God called you to do for Him? Nothing.

Spiritual goals - where do you want to improve over the next 5 years? Want to learn Hebrew.

Education: Yes.

Current Job: Hand of the King.

Job you plan to have in 5 years: King.

Salary you plan to make in 5 years: Many golden dragons.

Car you drive: Me with my sweet ride.

Dream car: Don't have one.

Favorite book(s): Most things Dickens, Harry Potter, assorted history books.

Favorite movie(s): Das Boot. A Bridge Too Far. Schindler's List.

Favorite music: Classical -- Wagner is probably a favourite.

Football team: 49ers

Sports you play: None now. Rugby for years.

Political views: Liberal/Socialist.

What do you think of survivalists? Most of them strike me as watching far too much Alex Jones/Conspiracy theory stuff. Quite frankly that can be dangerous.

What do you think of feminists? For the most part I think they're irrelevant -- At least in places we see them.

What do you think of homeschooling? I think it has its merits, but I would lean more towards them going the traditional route of schooling.

What is your stance on gun control? Presumably meant for America -- Not nearly enough controls in place.

Do you shoot? Yes.

Food allergies: None.

Favorite meals: Roast.

Favorite cookie flavor: Cookie flavoured.

Favorite cake: Dunno.

Foods you HATE: Canned tuna.

List any previous marriages/long and serious relationships/relationships that led to children: Lol.

Do you like math? Yes.

Are you musical? No.

Are you a "messy," "neat," or "in between?" Neat.

Are you more of a "leader" or a "follower?" Leader.

Are you shy or outgoing? Shy.

Are you tired of answering questions? Yes.

Do you have a crush on me? No.


In 10 words, describe your ideal woman. Think carefully.

Intelligent. Mature. Independent. Emotionally stable.


Thank you for filling out this survey. I hope you have a nice day. Your results will be considered and, if the important questions are answered in an acceptable manner, I will get back to you with a plate of your favorite cookies and some .

God bless you,
Grace

Added my answers.

 

[Shattered-Reflections]

^ Dear Dark Walker,

Shattered could have done a better job of describing her appearance. She just didn't want to reveal how pretty she is.

That's a relative and subjective accusation :T

LOL!!! + 10 extra credit for sense of humor.

Is that form too long? I could always take out some of the less important questions.

She also accepts credit cards

I felt it was rather intimidating XD But major points for Tywin for filling it out!

 

[Rhamiel]

I the Keymaster are you the Gatekeeper?

You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?

Do you believe in magic, in a young girls heart?

Do you want the truth? well you can't handle the truth

what is 360 divided by 7?

can I have a pony?

what is your name? what is your quest? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[graciesings]

what is 360 divided by 7?

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[graciesings]

^ That's an irrational question to ask.

 

[Somber]

**Terms and Conditions
1. The creator of this application reserves the right to change and/or modify this at any time and without notice.
2. All applicants who choose to fill out this form do so at their own risk and are responsible for their own words, actions, and behavior before God and man.
3. Due to lack of time and a tight schedule, it is not always possible to respond to each application.
4. This application is completely, solely, and strictly for fun.

Application

1. Reason for filling out this application:


2. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you assume to know me?
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10


3. What scripture passage would you believe most applicable to me?


4. What scripture passage do you relate to most?


5. What is your greatest flaw?


6. What is your greatest quality (e.g. what do you appreciate most in yourself)?


7. List any flaws you see in me (At least one. Please be honest):


8. What do you deem to be my greatest quality?


9. Out of the words listed below, which three appeal to you the most?
-Adventure
-Solitude
-Love
-Peace
-Passion
-Creativity
-Beauty
-Nonchalance
-Devotion
-Wrath
-Reality
-Jubilation
-Sorrow

10. Out of the words listed above (refer to question 9), which three do you believe appeal to me the most?


11. If you could be anything, what would you be?


12. Describe your faith:


13. Write a short poem or rhyme:


14. What is your favorite song?


15. What is your favorite Quote?


Please fill out the rest as your own questions and direct them at me to answer:
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[MrMoe]

Note: answers can be any length, depending on how much information you want to reveal.

I apologize for the length of this form. I think it would be better to figure all this out at the start than wait until later.

Name: MrMoe

Age: 27

Gender: Male

Photograph of YOU taken within the last YEAR:

Photograph of you as a small child (between ages 3 and 8):

Height: Tall

Ethnicity: White guy

Shoe size: 10

Favorite shoes: The ones I have.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? I have millions of Christian brothers and sisters around the world.

Do you like children? Most children are little hellraisers. I like the ones that sit still

Do you want children of your own? Don't know

Are you a Christian? Yes

Belief statement: I'm a bible believing Christian

Denomination (if any): None

Contemporary worship or traditional hymns? Classic rock

Favorite Bible verse(s): Too many to mention.

Mission - what has God called you to do for Him? Not sure yet. Maybe I'm already doing it and don't know it.

Spiritual goals - where do you want to improve over the next 5 years? Be a better Christian.

Education: Yes

Current Job: Yes

Job you plan to have in 5 years: Something to do with art and/or movie making

Salary you plan to make in 5 years: $10000000000000000000000000

Car you drive: A silver car

Dream car:

Favorite book(s): The Bible, Batman: The Long Halloween, Batman: Dark Victory, Tintin books

Favorite movie(s): Too many to mention

Favorite music: Whatever sounds good to me.

Football team: No

Sports you play: Trolling the trolls

Political views: politicians are like diapers. They're full of poo and need to be changed regularly

What do you think of survivalists? They need Jesus

What do you think of feminists? They need Jesus.

What do you think of homeschooling? I wish I was homeschooled.

What is your stance on gun control? Crazy 'Mericans will just buy more guns.

Do you shoot? No

Food allergies: None that I know of

Favorite meals: Pizza

Favorite cookie flavor: Chocolate

Favorite cake: Don't have one

Foods you HATE: broccoli

List any previous marriages/long and serious relationships/relationships that led to children: None

Do you like math? No but it can be a live saver in everyday life situations

Are you musical? I can play the guitar (badly)

Are you a "messy," "neat," or "in between?" in between

Are you more of a "leader" or a "follower?" Follower

Are you shy or outgoing? Shy

Are you tired of answering questions? *Sigh* Do I have to answer this?

Do you have a crush on me? No, sorry, I have a crush on someone else and I'm a one woman kind of guy.

In 10 words, describe your ideal woman. Think carefully.

Intelligent, beautiful, understanding, forgiving, stable, funny, likes stuff I like.

Thank you for filling out this survey. I hope you have a nice day. Your results will be considered and, if the important questions are answered in an acceptable manner, I will get back to you with a plate of your favorite cookies and some .

God bless you,
Grace

 

[MrMoe]

Originally Posted by .Quietude.

**Terms and Conditions
1. The creator of this application reserves the right to change and/or modify this at any time and without notice.
2. All applicants who choose to fill out this form do so at their own risk and are responsible for their own words, actions, and behavior before God and man.
3. Due to lack of time and a tight schedule, it is not always possible to respond to each application.
4. This application is completely, solely, and strictly for fun. [/QUOTE]

yes.


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Application

1. Reason for filling out this application:

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Bored

2. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you assume to know me?
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

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3. What scripture passage would you believe most applicable to me?

Proverbs 17:27 He who has understanding spares his words, And a man of understanding is of a calm spirit.
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4. What scripture passage do you relate to most?

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Proverbs 17:28, Proverbs 10:19<B>
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5. What is your greatest flaw?

</B>Too quiet irl. Too loud online.
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6. What is your greatest quality (e.g. what do you appreciate most in yourself)?

I think I'm pretty discerning
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7. List any flaws you see in me (At least one. Please be honest):

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Don't post enough.<B>
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8. What do you deem to be my greatest quality?

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9. Out of the words listed below, which three appeal to you the most?
-Adventure
-Solitude
-Love
-Peace
-Passion
-Creativity
-Beauty
-Nonchalance
-Devotion
-Wrath
-Reality
-Jubilation
-Sorrow

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10. Out of the words listed above (refer to question 9), which three do you believe appeal to me the most?

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Solitude, creativity, passion.
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11. If you could be anything, what would you be?

An confident person who can talk to anyone.
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12. Describe your faith:

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Bible believing Christian
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13. Write a short poem or rhyme:

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Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
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14. What is your favorite song?
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</B>I can't answer this. I have so many
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15. What is your favorite Quote?

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Right now it's: “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

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Please fill out the rest as your own questions and direct them at me to answer:

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16. Um........Do you like stuff?

17. Why are good questions hard to think of?

18. Why?

19. ...?

20. ?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

lol! Wow... gracie, your application is great! I really need to fill some of these out.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Actually I need to make mine better. lol

 

[LadyOfMystery]

**Terms and Conditions
1. The creator of this application reserves the right to change and/or modify this at any time and without notice.
2. All applicants who choose to fill out this form do so at their own risk and are responsible for their own words, actions, and behavior before God and man.
3. Due to lack of time and a tight schedule, it is not always possible to respond to each application.
4. This application is completely, solely, and strictly for fun.

Application

1. Reason for filling out this application:


2. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you assume to know me?
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10


3. What scripture passage would you believe most applicable to me?


4. What scripture passage do you relate to most?


5. What is your greatest flaw?


6. What is your greatest quality (e.g. what do you appreciate most in yourself)?


7. List any flaws you see in me (At least one. Please be honest):


8. What do you deem to be my greatest quality?


9. Out of the words listed below, which three appeal to you the most?
-Adventure
-Solitude
-Love
-Peace
-Passion
-Creativity
-Beauty
-Nonchalance
-Devotion
-Wrath
-Reality
-Jubilation
-Sorrow

10. Out of the words listed above (refer to question 9), which three do you believe appeal to me the most?


11. If you could be anything, what would you be?


12. Describe your faith:


13. Write a short poem or rhyme:


14. What is your favorite song?


15. What is your favorite Quote?


Please fill out the rest as your own questions and direct them at me to answer:
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I really don't want this one to get lost in the shuffle though, this one has to be my favorite. haha

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Note: answers can be any length, depending on how much information you want to reveal.

Name: Sharon

Age: 25

Gender: Female

Photograph of YOU taken within the last YEAR: Yeah, no...don't feel like retrieving one. lol

Photograph of you as a small child (between ages 3 and 8): Same as above.

Height: 5'7''

Ethnicity: White cracker.

Shoe size: 9

Favorite shoes: Tall boots.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Three sisters, one brother.

Do you like children? I don't get along very well with kids, but that's not the same as liking/disliking them.

Do you want children of your own? Yes. lol...which is contradictory to the above. Haha.

Are you a Christian? Yes.

Belief statement: No, I'm not telling you my bank account number, Gracie.

Denomination (if any): I was raised Southern Baptist and sometimes still consider myself so. I currently attend a reformed Presbyterian church however.

Contemporary worship or traditional hymns? Traditional hymns.

Favorite Bible verse(s): Philippians 4:8

Mission - what has God called you to do for Him? I have no idea.

Spiritual goals - where do you want to improve over the next 5 years? My mind and train of thought.

Education: Enough to function in life.

Current Job: I'm self-employed.

Job you plan to have in 5 years: Don't know. Don't care.

Salary you plan to make in 5 years: Don't know. Don't care.

Car you drive: A car that I hate.

Dream car: A jeep. Nothing 'new' though...I don't care very much for new jeeps.

Favorite book(s): To Kill a Mockingbird, Bodie Theone books...

Favorite movie(s): To Kill a Mockingbird, Love in the Afternoon, The Magnificent Seven, The Wizard of Oz, Hello Dolly!...

Favorite music: Swing/big band; folk.

Football team: Hahaha...NO.

Sports you play: I horseback ride.

Political views: Conservative, but I no longer affiliate myself with the Republican party.

What do you think of survivalists? Many are kooks and many are smart...we're going to be begging the smart ones for food and shelter one day. Trust me.

What do you think of feminists? Mean answer: They need to get off their high horse and get themselves laid. ...Nice answer: ...okay, I don't have a nice answer. I have better and a much more serious and drawn out answer than the first, but I won't spam this application with it.

What do you think of homeschooling? I'm all for it and plan to homeschool my own children (if I ever have any).

What is your stance on gun control? Pro-guns.

Do you shoot? Not regularly, but I plan to start doing so in the near future.

Food allergies: None.

Favorite meals: I don't know. I love a lot of things.

Favorite cookie flavor: Oatmeal.

Favorite cake: I hate cake.

Foods you HATE: Cake. LOL. ...Carrots, celery, meat, eggs, seafood, pineapple, pears, tomatoes...

List any previous marriages/long and serious relationships/relationships that led to children: Lol.

Do you like math? Math can burn in...well...you know where.

Are you musical? Not really, no.

Are you a "messy," "neat," or "in between?" Neat.

Are you more of a "leader" or a "follower?" Neither. I observe and do my own thing.

Are you shy or outgoing? Neither. I observe and do my own thing.

Are you tired of answering questions? Not really, it was kind of fun.

Do you have a crush on me? I'm not a lesbian, Gracie.


In 10 words, describe your ideal woman (man for me). Think carefully.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp, and Mike Rowe are very hot.

 

[Saucy]

^

This is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Funniest part is I'm not trying to be funny...just being honest.

 

[graciesings]

Funniest part is I'm not trying to be funny...just being honest.

It made me laugh

I think I like you better after reading it

But no, it didn't give me a crush on you lol.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Funniest part is I'm not trying to be funny...just being honest.

This is official, we're long lost twins. Or atleast sisters. Hi Sis!

 

[Miss Spaulding]

It made me laugh

I think I like you better after reading it

But no, it didn't give me a crush on you lol.

Sa-weet. Lol.

This is official, we're long lost twins. Or atleast sisters. Hi Sis!

YES.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

 

[Saucy]

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**Terms and Conditions
1. The creator of this application reserves the right to change and/or modify this at any time and without notice.
2. All applicants who choose to fill out this form do so at their own risk and are responsible for their own words, actions, and behavior before God and man.
3. Due to lack of time and a tight schedule, it is not always possible to respond to each application.
4. This application is completely, solely, and strictly for fun.

Application

1. Reason for filling out this application: So we can get married. Duh!


2. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you assume to know me?
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 Yeah...8


3. What scripture passage would you believe most applicable to me?

Colossians 3:23-24 - And whatsoever ye do, do [it] heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men

4. What scripture passage do you relate to most?

Ephesians 4:32 - And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.


5. What is your greatest flaw? I care too much


6. What is your greatest quality (e.g. what do you appreciate most in yourself)?

My heart

7. List any flaws you see in me (At least one. Please be honest):
You're too hard on yourself.

8. What do you deem to be my greatest quality?
You're so fun and hilarious

9. Out of the words listed below, which three appeal to you the most?
-Adventure
-Solitude
-Love
-Peace
-Passion
-Creativity
-Beauty
-Nonchalance
-Devotion
-Wrath
-Reality
-Jubilation
-Sorrow

Definitely passion. I'm passionate for sure

10. Out of the words listed above (refer to question 9), which three do you believe appeal to me the most?
Peace or solitude

11. If you could be anything, what would you be?

I love being an author. If there was something else, maybe a pastor or missionary.


12. Describe your faith: I'm on a journey, like any relationship, working past the bumps and bruises and trusting Christ.


13. Write a short poem or rhyme:

Hi
I don't mean bye
So hopefully I won't die
Together we can go on a ride
Or crash and fall off the side
how much longer must I bide?
oh man, I hope he never lied.


14. What is your favorite song? Free Bird!


15. What is your favorite Quote? Not sure I have one


Please fill out the rest as your own questions and direct them at me to answer:
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[LadyOfMystery]

1. Where are you from?

2. Whats your favorite color?

3. Do you like cats, dogs, or both?

4. Whats your favorite food?

5. What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

6. How do you fix a broken window?

7. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

9. What 3-5 songs are included on your Life Soundtrack?

10. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

11. Do you get angry easily?

12. List 1-5 pet peeves.

13. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?

14. What public transportation do you prefer? (Truck,car,train,plane,bus..etc)

15. Do you collect anything? If so, what? If not, why not?

16. On a scale of 1-10 how funny do you think you are?

17. Whats your style of humor?

18. Do you like the gym?

19. Coffee/Tea/Neither/Both:

20. Where do you see yourself in 2 years?

Okay I updated my application! Go to page 2 to find it, quote it, and fill it out.