Crush Application Thread

[Miss Spaulding]

Who are you? That redheaded girl who steals your lunch at school every day, Moe. Deal with it.

Why do you have a crush on me? What's wrong with you!? I don't have a crush. I just like this list.

Do you like the song Happy? (If no, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) I love the song 'Happy'.

Are you vegeterian/vegan? (If yes, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) Yes, I am a vegetarian. And too bad, I'm filling out the rest. Ha.

If you were a pirate what would be the first thing you would do? Raise me Jolly Roger and pick out a tiny, unknown island where I'd stash all my loot I've pillaged and plundered from Moe's ship that he's pillaged and plundered from other pirates' and towns. ...I take what I can and I give nothing back. (if nobody gets that then you clearly aren't a POTC fan, lol)

Do you like old hollywood films or new stuff? Old films. But I do enjoy my share of new stuff, however the majority of what I watch are classics.

Favorite band? I've never been a 'band' person. I typically am drawn more to single artists, but there are some bands (classic and new) that I do enjoy. I like Josh Ritter and the Royal City Band, and I also like Of Monsters and Men.

Do you like pizza? Yes.

Do you come here often? Yes.

Are you glad this is nearly over? Not really, I'm enjoying this one strangely enough...

Which is better:

Iron man or batman? Batman.

Jar of dirt or compass that doesn't point north? Definitely a compass that doesn't point north. But is it really broken.....or is it magical with a mind of its own?

Samsung or Apple? Samsung!

Rap music or deafness? Deafness. ...Ain't nobody got time for rap.

 

[graciesings]

1. First name? (Optional)
I have one, but nobody uses it. Just call me Grace.

2. Gender.
Female

3. Were you born with your current gender?
Yes... I don't remember really well, though. Is it normal to remember one's birth?

4. What is your religion? Describe it.
I am a Christian. I believe in God, the Father almighty, maker of Heaven and earth... and in Jesus Christ, his only son our Lord, who has redeemed us through his innocent suffering and death. I believe in the Holy spirit, the Lord and giver of life, who protects the Church and instructs believers in faith.


5. How did you "arrive" at following that religion?
I owe all the credit to God. I believe that He marked me as His own long before I was born and that I received the Holy Spirit in my baptism. I rebelled for a while, but God hit me in the head (quite literally, but it's a long story) and brought me (back?) to faith in Him.

6. How old are you?
18

7. Nationality?
American

8. Describe your appearance. (Optional)
I am very tall, 6'1. I'm overweight, but I have an hourglass figure. I have dark black/brown eyes, light brown hair with red/gold streaks. I have very light skin and tanned arms. I have a lot of acne and some SI scars. I am known for smiling a lot.

9. What is it you like about me?
I think you're smart. I'm impressed with your faith. I think you're a good writer. I do not have a crush on you, but other people have guessed that I do... which makes me think you're probably crush-worthy.

10. How do you feel about zombies? (Required; application will be ignored if this question is not answered.)
They aren't real.

11. Do you like to talk to tomatoes?
Nope.

12. Can a squash make you smile?
If it came out of my garden, then yes!!!!

13. Do you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle?
Nope.

 

[scraparcs]

I think I'll do multiple apps. Heh heh heh.

1. First name? (Optional): Optional. It's a pain finding your name on Coke bottles.

2. Gender: Third.

3. Were you born with your current gender?: Ask my mother.

4. What is your religion? Describe it.: Human.

5. How did you "arrive" at following that religion?: Being born.

6. How old are you?: Older than pretty much everyone here, with the exception of Toro.

7. Nationality?: Cuban-Eritrean. But I live in the US.

8. Describe your appearance. (Optional): Teapot with gray hair. Alternately, Angelina Jolie. Whatever.

9. What is it you like about me?: Your survey.

10. How do you feel about zombies? (Required; application will be ignored if this question is not answered.): Maybe I am a zombie.

11. Do you like to talk to tomatoes?: Only if they're named Bob.

12. Can a squash make you smile?: Only if it's named Mr. Lunt.

13. Do you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle? Let me just say that we've got a show for you.

Some of this may be serious, but don't count on it.

 

[scraparcs]

Who are you? Someone looking for unfettered access to vegemite.

Why do you have a crush on me? What's wrong with you!? It's not you, it's where you live.

Do you like the song Happy? (If no, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) I'm clapping along, does that count?

Are you vegeterian/vegan? (If yes, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) No, but I could be.

If you were a pirate what would be the first thing you would do? Walk the plank.

Do you like old hollywood films or new stuff? Neither.

Favorite band? N'Sync

Do you like pizza? Yes, but only certain types.

Do you come here often? Too often.

Are you glad this is nearly over? Yes. I have to put in another load of laundry.

Which is better:

Iron man or batman? Iron man.

Jar of dirt or compass that doesn't point north? Jar of dirt, especially if it's a mason jar.

Samsung or Apple? Samsung.

Rap music or deafness? Deafness, probably.


Staff use only:

Again, these aren't meant to be real answers.

 

[graciesings]

Redblue's form. I'm gonna fill out all of these

1. What would you like me to call you?
Grace. Or Gracie, not many people in real life call me Gracie because it's a little more flirty. But it's fine.

2. What are your dreams?
I just want to be a stay at home mom with a garden! Lol. I want to be a housewife and homeschool my kids... I hope to have at least 3 or 4 because I loooove children.

3. What do you think of poor people?
I feel sorry for them. I wish I had the money to help them more. I am not planning to marry one, but God has surprised me in the past.

4. How do you feel about me?
Eh, I like you. I think you're kinda cute and I respect your faith. I also know that you'd rather find a woman older than I am, and that's fine with me.

5. How long have you been holding in your feelings?
Me?
Hold in feelings?
Nah. I publish them early on...

6. What creative activities do you do?
I knit, sew, write, draw, and bake things. And I play musical instruments.

7. Who is Jesus to you?
My savior. The example to which I compare my life. The One I look forward to being with in Heaven on some glorious day in the future.

8. How do you continue your education?
Well, I am still in college, working on my B.S. in Mathematics. But that's not what I really "learn" from, I probably learn more from reading and praying and living than I do from some of my classes.

9. Do you believe Heaven is a free gift we accept by trusting Christ to have taken our hell for us?
Mmmhm... kind of. I think works are part of it but our works are insignificant enough that Heaven is still a free gift... so I would say yes.

10. Do you trust God to change who you are?
He can. I hope He will. I think so...

 

[scraparcs]

I like doing all the forms.

1. What would you like me to call you? Anything but late for dinner.

2. What are your dreams? Survival.

3. What do you think of poor people? I'm used to being one.

4. How do you feel about me? Sadly, not really on the radar much.

5. How long have you been holding in your feelings? Sadly, not applicable.

6. What creative activities do you do? Paint mason jars and take pictures of road signs and abandoned buildings.

7. Who is Jesus to you? Good guy.

8. How do you continue your education? Live. Life's an education.

9. Do you believe Heaven is a free gift we accept by trusting Christ to have taken our hell for us? Given my current beliefs, that doesn't even remotely fit the framework.

10. Do you trust God to change who you are? No. I'd have to believe in a deity, then feel a need to be changed, then trust that said deity engaged in processes of change.

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I guess I should fill out the rejection ones too.

 

[Toro]

I think I'll do multiple apps. Heh heh heh.



Some of this may be serious, but don't count on it.

 

[m.a.r.X]

What kind of thread is this?

 

[scraparcs]

This is how I picture you, Toro.

 

[Toro]

This is how I picture you, Toro.

Closer to this, thank you very much.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Closer to this, thank you very much.

It's funny, I actually agree with this.

 

[Toro]

It's funny, I actually agree with this.

AWESOME!

 

[Shattered-Reflections]

Filled

1. First name? Not giving it <3

2. Gender. F

3. Were you born with your current gender? As far as I know DW, I was born female

4. What is your religion? Describe it. “The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope.”


5. How did you "arrive" at following that religion? God showed me real grace

6. How old are you? Old enough

7. Nationality? Americana

8. Describe your appearance. I has face :B

9. What is it you like about me? You are intelligent, wise, and a dork

10. How do you feel about zombies? (Required; application will be ignored if this question is not answered.) You know how I feel about them

11. Do you like to talk to tomatoes? Before I dice them up

12. Can a squash make you smile? Few things make me happier than a good zucchini squash

13. Do you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle? Nope but I listen to the Phil Vischer Podcast

 

[Shattered-Reflections]

Filled

1. What would you like me to call you? By my name or any other name.

2. What are your dreams?To make meaningful things

3. What do you think of poor people? There are not poor people in His kingdom, only poor attitudes

4. How do you feel about me? I cannot really say.

5. How long have you been holding in your feelings? No feelings to hold. I'm not crushing on anyone right now.

6. What creative activities do you do? Art, drawing, cooking, decorating, everything <3

7. Who is Jesus to you? My savior, my redeemer, my friend.

8. How do you continue your education?I'm almost always reading stuff, buying books, or putting things into practice.

9. Do you believe Heaven is a free gift we accept by trusting Christ to have taken our hell for us? Yep

10. Do you trust God to change who you are? I not only trust it, I know it

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[Shattered-Reflections]

Filled

Thank you for interest in Matt, an equal opportunity person. Applicants must be female. Males are welcomed to fill this out, but applications will not be seriously considered.

Demographic
Name: They call me shattered
Gender: Female
Age: Old
Ethnicity (will not affect chance, just curios): German/Welsh/English
Briefly describe your appearance (hair color/length, eye color, etc.): Blonde, to my shoulders, green, pale enough to blind you, a chin that could poke out eyes, and I'm overweight


Personality (select most accurate)
Tomboy _x_ Girly Girl __
Shy _x_ Outgoing __
Serious _x_ Lighthearted __
Bold _x_ Timid __
Calm _x_ Loud __
Neat _x_ Messy __
Describe your sense of humor: dorky, off the wall, dry, dark, etc

Your Christianity and Beliefs
Are you a Christian: Yes.
What do you think is the most important duty of a Christian: To be a reflection of God's love and Christ's grace
Are you generally theologically liberal or conservative: Not really sure anymore, I guess inbetween.
Briefly explain why you believe your religious beliefs: Mostly because I read the Bible a lot and partly because I read from others who have had more in depth study and insight.
List top three virtues: Love, mercy, hope.
What is one thing that you cannot stand (hypocrisy, lying, etc.): Arrogance

Interests
Do you like sports (if yes, list your favorite teams): I only like sports when I'm playing
What is your favorite genre of movies and music: Adventure and instrumental
If you like TV, list your favorite shows: I don't really watch much TV. At the moment it's Doctor Who, Sherlock, and TMNT 2012
Do you love to travel: An exuberant, yes!
Would your rather live in a warm climate or cool: Cooler, or at least dry.
Live in city, country, or suburbs: Country to small country. Living close to town is great, but I like living on acres.

Ecetera
Thoughts on PDA: Unfortunately your acronym is lost on me and therefore I cannot comment.
Do you want children? Either or
Are you a dog person or cat person? Both, but I lean towards cats
What do you like about me? Your comments are well thought out and are of quality.

 

[Shattered-Reflections]

Filled

Who are you? I am me. I have been this whole time... mind blown.

Why do you have a crush on me? What's wrong with you!? I'm sorry I have to deny this

Do you like the song Happy? (If no, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) Aren't there multiple Happy songs? Or are we talking Rugrats?

Are you vegeterian/vegan? (If yes, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.) I like meat?

If you were a pirate what would be the first thing you would do? Assemble a crew, plunder treasure, amass a huge wealth, and then leave the crew stranded.

Do you like old hollywood films or new stuff? Both.

Favorite band? Foo Fighters.

Do you like pizza? Even Taco and BBQ pizza

Do you come here often? Looks like nasty weather?

Are you glad this is nearly over? Yes XD I've been filling out applications for awhile.

Which is better:

Iron man or batman? Batman, of course!

Jar of dirt or compass that doesn't point north? That compass, more useful

Samsung or Apple? Apple is the devil o-o

Rap music or deafness? Deaf first!!


Staff use only:xoxoxo I break them rules :B

 

[graciesings]

^ Dear Dark Walker,

Shattered could have done a better job of describing her appearance. She just didn't want to reveal how pretty she is.

 

[High Fidelity]

Note: answers can be any length, depending on how much information you want to reveal.

I apologize for the length of this form. I think it would be better to figure all this out at the start than wait until later.

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Photograph of YOU taken within the last YEAR:

Photograph of you as a small child (between ages 3 and 8):

Height:

Ethnicity:

Shoe size:

Favorite shoes:

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Do you like children?

Do you want children of your own?

Are you a Christian?

Belief statement:

Denomination (if any):

Contemporary worship or traditional hymns?

Favorite Bible verse(s):

Mission - what has God called you to do for Him?

Spiritual goals - where do you want to improve over the next 5 years?

Education:

Current Job:

Job you plan to have in 5 years:

Salary you plan to make in 5 years:

Car you drive:

Dream car:

Favorite book(s):

Favorite movie(s):

Favorite music:

Football team:

Sports you play:

Political views:

What do you think of survivalists?

What do you think of feminists?

What do you think of homeschooling?

What is your stance on gun control?

Do you shoot?

Food allergies:

Favorite meals:

Favorite cookie flavor:

Favorite cake:

Foods you HATE:

List any previous marriages/long and serious relationships/relationships that led to children:

Do you like math?

Are you musical?

Are you a "messy," "neat," or "in between?"

Are you more of a "leader" or a "follower?"

Are you shy or outgoing?

Are you tired of answering questions?

Do you have a crush on me?


In 10 words, describe your ideal woman. Think carefully.



Thank you for filling out this survey. I hope you have a nice day. Your results will be considered and, if the important questions are answered in an acceptable manner, I will get back to you with a plate of your favorite cookies and some .

God bless you,
Grace

Would you like my social security number with that?

 

[graciesings]

Would you like my social security number with that?

LOL!!! + 10 extra credit for sense of humor.

Is that form too long? I could always take out some of the less important questions.

Or some of the more intrusive questions... which are you complaining about?

 

[High Fidelity]

LOL!!! + 10 extra credit for sense of humor.

Is that form too long? I could always take out some of the less important questions.

Or some of the more intrusive questions... which are you complaining about?

I will answer it as I see appropriate