cliche killer

[rita727]

stench.

If everybody jumped off the bridge, .....?

 

[hazeleyes80]

wouldn't they be as flat as cartoon pancakes?


Better to be safe than ___________.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

sulphur ( Mark 9:47 )

Keep your friends close.......

 

[day2day]

and your dancing shoes laced up.

_________ of the dog that bit you.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Mange

Kill the fatted.......

 

[Daughter of His]

Smack the tar out of the dog that bit you with your largest purse.

(I was recently bitten by two small dogs and I have a new respect for those teeth--yes I used my purse for self defense really.)

Whoops, sorry I was slow.

Kill the fatted _______________

 

[hazeleyes80]

ego. (but not the person with the fatted ego)

His bark is worse than _____________.

 

[Daughter of His]

his tail smacking you when wagging.

Go with the ______________

 

[day2day]

grain.

you could talk a dog off a _________.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

you could talk a dog off a _________.

nother dog

How many doctors.......

 

[lmarie23]

does it take to change a lightbulb?

A stitch in time saves...

 

[talitha]

you could talk a dog off a.....T-bone steakRoses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and......

 

[talitha]

[your computers are too fast for me - sorrry].

 

[hazeleyes80]

does it take to change a lightbulb?

A stitch in time saves...

not too much.


What goes around _________________.

 

[Daughter of His]

has a tendancy to make me dizzy.

read the riot ______________

 

[hazeleyes80]

rules. If you're going to riot, do it by the book!!

Don't be such a party __________.

 

[Daughter of His]

planner-

dollars to____________

 

[Leader of the Banned]

dog food and Trouble's a happy camper

To thine own self be true........

 

[hazeleyes80]

because walking around lying to yourself is not a good thing to do.

That was the straw that broke ______________.

 

[dpadre]

but duct tape will fix it!

When the going gets rough,_________