Christian pickup lines... ;)

[shinethewordbro]

this thread is creepy

 

[†×TheTruth׆]

Those who do not know the "Word of God" refuse to accept what they read, the Holy Scripture talks about to Know a Woman as a sin.

Yes it is talking about sex and about kissing, for those who like what the world likes will minimize what the Holy Bible says they will try to break it down for their own needs.

Do not take this as a threat nor offence but as advice to becoming Holy. For the Holy Bible teaches us to practice Holiness to be Chirst Like not to be world like.

 

[Seratoga]

i agree with yah shinethewordbro... lets divert this thread back to where it started...
anyone got anymore pickup lines? they dont seem to be working =P

 

[Blackwing]

You said it

 

[RN]

Dude, don't tell me u've actually tried them!

 

[Blackwing]

Not yet but its very tempting!!!

 

[FOMWatts<><]

HELLO?!?!?! I asked for a scripture reference??? I didn't ask to be accused of not knowing the Word of God. Knowing the Word does not mean i know everything, and I do not believe I have ever read about having a woman as sinful in marriage. I know it is wrong to lust after a woman, but it is not a sin to be with a woman in marriage. It is encouraged to stay without a woman if you can do it without lusting, but Paul says it is better to marry than to lust. Tell me where in the Word you get your claim??? Doesn't take a lofty or long reply. I need the scripture so I can decifer myself I do not want you to tell me what you think it means. I'll ask God about what HE MEANS. Thanx!!! <><

 

[liv ng]

You guys are sooo funny.....Seratoga, I wonder who you've been trying to pick up?? *wonder* hehehe....

 

[RN]

Hello Liv...yes, I'm wondering too.... Hey Seratoga...reckon I should try 'em out?

 

[liv ng]

Hey Reubs! hahah....don't try them if he got slapped for them!!

 

[Seratoga]

hehehe yeah ruebs, try them out!! go on.. dare you to...

 

[bgoh]

I think if you try them in Spanish or French or even in Japanese, it will work.

 

[RN]

Originally posted by Seratoga
hehehe yeah ruebs, try them out!! go on.. dare you to...

Yeah? U think she'd be impressed with the "I think Heaven's missing an angel" one?

or..."could u touch me so I can tell all my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

or how about "are u religious cos I'm the answer to all your prayers"....

hmm...I somehow doubt she would

 

[liv ng]

hehe.....that touching one is dodgy!! That will definitely earn you a slap! hehehe... jk!!

 

[Blackwing]

Help us out here ok guys and gals?

We also need help from the ladies of these forums so we may better understand women.

Sometimes im really clueless.

No pickup lines that will get us slapped ok?

Thanks!!!

 

[jon1101]

Pick up lines? Just invite her/him to come to your house and read Song of Solomon with you...

-A Tumor

[edit: I changed 'her' to 'her/him' so as to not exclude the women-folk]

 

[Blackwing]

Hmmm let us see....

Cancer to Iniquity? No offense bro but i think reading song of solomon might get me slapped

I think no woman will think of her hair as a flock of goats.

Peace Bro!!!

 

[Seratoga]

hmmm dunno bout that...
chap 2:2 might work...
j/k

 

[bgoh]

Try this one
"I'm pruning my rose garden this weekend, would you like to help?"

 

[liv ng]

eh?