Christian pick up lines

[G.O.L.F]

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

Why thank you! But the question is "Are you willing to present me pure and blameless on the last day?"

 

[G.O.L.F]

I also like ''Yes, there is an error in the Bible, it says 'God saw all that he had made, and it was very good'. Now that I've seen you, it's phenomenal!''

 

[G.O.L.F]

''are you full of the holy spirit or are you just happy to see me?''

 

[Tehchad]

edit, mistake

 

[G.O.L.F]

edit, mistake

good question but actually I said that in THIS thread

 

[Tehchad]

good question but actually I said that in THIS thread

lol, I meant to do a new thread. and done.

 

[Cute Tink]

I have to agree that some of those are kinda creepy, but the other ones are better than the wretched ones some of my friends knew.

 

[Rhamiel]

I have to agree that some of those are kinda creepy, but the other ones are better than the wretched ones some of my friends knew.

truth be told
i like the creepy ones
but i like things that are slightly disturbing

 

[Now_I_See]

This one's a little forward...

Can you help me with a math problem?
Sure.
How much is one and one?
Uhh, two.
Good. Now suppose that me and you got together. (Put index fingers together). How many would that be?

I would probably lose her after the first question.

 

[septemberskies]

I'll be reading another textbook in like 3 days

 

[Cute Tink]

truth be told
i like the creepy ones
but i like things that are slightly disturbing

They are funny, but if someone said one to me, I'd probably laugh while I was running away.

 

[Now_I_See]

I'll be reading another textbook in like 3 days

That's a pickup line?

I got one: Ford

 

[StartedAtEly]

There are even Christian turn-down lines. My personal favourite has to be 'I'm sorry, but the Lord is leading me in a different direction'

 

[Rhamiel]

There are even Christian turn-down lines. My personal favourite has to be 'I'm sorry, but the Lord is leading me in a different direction'

yeah, I guess there are lol

 

[MacFall]

There are even Christian turn-down lines. My personal favourite has to be 'I'm sorry, but the Lord is leading me in a different direction'

Or how about just "God doesn't want me to date right now". Which usually leads to you seeing her smooching another guy a few days later, or even finding out she was already engaged in one case I experienced.

Oh and "I don't date, I'm waiting for God to show me who to marry". Which usually leads to the same thing, albeit after a longer period of time.

 

[Now_I_See]

My favorite turn-down line:

"I'm a Christian, and God doesn't want me to be unequally yoked with an unbeliever."

Now someone will bring up "missionary dating"...

 

[G.O.L.F]

My favorite turn-down line:

"I'm a Christian, and God doesn't want me to be unequally yoked with an unbeliever."

Now someone will bring up "missionary dating"...

I read this as as 'missionaries dating' and was about to object that as a missionary I have as much right to a date as anyone else...

 

[ayeess]

There are even Christian turn-down lines. My personal favourite has to be 'I'm sorry, but the Lord is leading me in a different direction'

LOL HILARIOUS!

 

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

I read this as as 'missionaries dating' and was about to object that as a missionary I have as much right to a date as anyone else...

ROTFL

yeah missionary dating is bad, but there be another thread on CF for that, I think its in ethics.

 

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

This one's a little forward...

Can you help me with a math problem?
Sure.
How much is one and one?
Uhh, two.
Good. Now suppose that me and you got together. (Put index fingers together). How many would that be?

response- "well lets just say i'd divide by zero before I tired THAT function"