Christian movie puns

[polsymtas]

Hi,

I need to do a speech this weekend and I would like to add some joke puns about Christian parody movies.

something like

I know what you did last summer -> Jesus know's what you did last summer
ET: The Extraterestial -> JC:The Real Extraterestial
The Lord of the Rings -> The Lord of it all

I don't really like these ones, just some ideas

Can anyone help?

 

[stacymay]

The Godfather - God the Father? lol (that's a good movie though)
12 Angry Men - 12 Confused Disciples? lol
Unforgiven - Forgiven! -_-
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Indiana Jones and the Campus Crusade for Christ (ha)
The Bourne Ultimatum - The Born... in a Manger. *clap clap*
City of God - City of God (also a great movie)
The Nightmare Before Christmas - or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Manger (I combined two!)
All About Eve - All About Adam & Eve (someone please punch me)
Glory - uh... Glory!
A Few Good Men - A Few Good Disciples
King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters - King of Kings: A Fistful of... The Universe?
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Breakfast at Tiffany's House Before Sunday Service
Rebel Without a Cause - Rebel WITH A Cause
The Ten Commandments - okay I'll stop with those ones now
Close Encounters of the Third Kind - Close Encounters of the Trinity?

I'm so ashamed.


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