check out my pic

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http://www.christianforums.com/t57202
He's not scawwy, he's a cutie wootie kitty witty, my Shalomerboy!
(his name is Shalom... BenTsion and I believe him to be Orthodox)

Pardon my ignorance on the subject but umm
aahhhhh

Where exactly does one go to find a Mohel to do a bris on a cat?

That truely would take some courage!

Pastor George

 

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http://www.christianforums.com/t57205
Oh why not! That's Mr. and Mrs. Pray4Isrel (Sean and Erin)

Gaaahhhhhhhhhhh BIT MAPS!!!!


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[BenTsion]

That truely would take some courage!

Take whom some courage? The Mohel or the cat?

 

[iitb]

I haven't seen such an active thread like this in ages!!!

...and it really doesn't seem to have a topic.

 

[BenTsion]

...and it really doesn't seem to have a topic.

That's exactly what makes it so popular!

 

[BenTsion]

I'm LOVIN' this!!!

Shouldn't you be working? Oops... that was a secret, wasn't it?

 

[iitb]

Shouldn't you be working? Oops... that was a secret, wasn't it?

Eh, hanging out at CF is the only thing she really does on a full-time basis.

 

[BenTsion]

Well! I never!

(I never work - get it?) JUST KIDDING!!!

Are you?

I thought CF mods were paid to stay online all day long...

 

[iitb]

Somehow I KNEW this would turn into a thread that people pick on me in!
JustinHulsey, you always start it, young man!
I'll get you for this! Mark my words!!!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oooooo, aren't we all scary?

 

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Take whom some courage? The Mohel or the cat?

The Mohel!

I gave my cat Jack a bath one time and walked away looking like I had arm wrestled a paper shredder. I would hesitate to get his opinion on a bris!

PG

 

[BenTsion]

Somehow I KNEW this would turn into a

What are you talking about? I've been on this forum for months and I've never seen ANYONE pick on you!

 

[BenTsion]

The Mohel!

I gave my cat Jack a bath one time and walked away looking like I had arm wrestled a paper shredder. I would hesitate to get his opinion on a bris!

PG

That's why I always put them inside the toilet can, throw in a little bit of detergent, sit on the toilet lid and flush a few times... and out comes a clean kitty! (This technique is scratch-proof!)

 

[koilias]

There's also a pic of P4I's cat in the pet photo section. He's really scary!

never did scary look so cute! Hey P4I, you know what HaShem has to say about cats???....Nothing! They are never mentioned in the Tenakh even once! But I'm sure he loves your Chabad kitty...

I don't think there's ever been a more hilarious thread on CF!!

I still can't get over the 14" peyos!...hey maybe you guys should put a growth chart in sigs so we can all compete!

 

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Somehow I KNEW this would turn into a thread that people pick on me in!

Not to be accused of nit picking dear but in that picture of you in the hallway was the dirt on the carpet there for artistic effect or was it an accident?

hehehehehhehee

pg

 

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I would like to point out that the ENTIRE fourmn is at this moment lurking on this thread!

Sort of like slow bad IRC

pg

 

[BenTsion]

never did scary look so cute! Hey P4I, you know what HaShem has to say about cats???....Nothing!

What are you talking about? He's the Lion of Judah and, technically, a lion is a big kitty! I couldn't think of a greater honor.

I think heaven is full of tiny fluffy white kittens... well, at least the section I'm gonna live in (and I'm betting P4I and Henaynei will be my neighbors...)

 

[iitb]

Not to be accused of nit picking dear but in that picture of you in the hallway was the dirt on the carpet there for artistic effect or was it an accident?

hehehehehhehee

pg

It gives the carpet character.

 

[P_G]

Believe it or not, the carpet come out weird... we actually have beige carpet and it showed up gray in the pic for some reason...

HEY! Now you're starting to pick on me too!!! I see how it is!!!

Gentlemen

Whew I hope that this works right and that only the guys can see it like it says in the FAQ

Anyway I am begining to think that P4I may have read "The Memo"
I doubt she would have caught on that easily on her own.

pg

 

[BenTsion]

This is a brainwashing technique to try to make them all Messianic!!!

Didn't Rav. Sha'ul say we could use (almost) whatever means to gain new converts? We're just being faithful to the Word!

 

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LOL - I agree - this is the funniest thread to ever grace the MJ forum!
It's nice to see us all getting along and laughing instead of debating - Heehee

Zealots debating?
Say it aint so Jim say it aint so!


PG