CF plot twists

[Lord Of The Forest]

Mojo is Miss Spaulding's sock.

Saucy and Stravinsk are accounts run by the same person; they are not socks.

George is the latest incarnation of ChrisBot.

Jack of Spades is my sock.

CF is run by a computer that may or may not be ChrisBot/George; 'users' like Pauler, Lillamb, and Hammster are automated bots.

MehGuy was hit by a car and killed in 2007 while walking his dog, and his posting style was memorised and artificially replicated by CF's database.


Any other plot twists you have to share?

 

[Jupiter Drops]

You're taking that thread up a notch, aren't you

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

This is a thread I've been wanting to make for quite a while... The truth needs to come out.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

All of those twists above sound farfetched.
Except you being Jack, of course.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

If you have "great news" to share, you need to dumb it down some, but not too much. It's a delicate balance that someone else had down pretty good until things exploded. At least, he had the mods fooled for how many thousand posts?

Who?

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

If you have "great news" to share, you need to dumb it down some, but not too much. It's a delicate balance that someone else had down pretty good until things exploded. At least, he had the mods fooled for how many thousand posts?

True enough!

By the way, greatnews is an Islamist extremist with a passion for salted pork.

All of those twists above sound farfetched.
Except you being Jack, of course.

A good twist is farfetched-- you don't see it coming. After all, the truth is stranger than fiction. And the roof is lamer than friction.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

A preacher here who went by "Great News". A certain thread that has now been erased exposed it as a sock of someone else whom many of us expected it was. It was a rather angry thread that got erased.

Perhaps LOTF can tell you privately or something.

Too bad I'll never know this inside joke.

True enough!

By the way, greatnews is an Islamist extremist with a passion for salted pork.

Oh...
What

A good twist is farfetched-- you don't see it coming. After all, the truth is stranger than fiction. And the roof is lamer than friction.

Sometimes, an awfully horrible twist is farfetched.
True story.

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

Sometimes, an awfully horrible twist is farfetched.
True story.

I ought to bludgeon you with a balloon for that comment. All of these plot twists are A+++ material.

TRUE STORY.

 

[RobertMerton]

It's pretty mean to say a fellow user died on here..
even as a joke! .

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

It's pretty mean to say a fellow user died on here..
even as a joke! .

Ask him.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

I ought to bludgeon you with a balloon for that comment. All of these plot twists are A+++ material.

TRUE STORY.

Right.
As if I'm so afraid of your deathly balloon.
And as for your A+++ plot twist material, they aren't even worth that mark, therefore...

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

 

[RobertMerton]

Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Oh, come now.
Be a merry and blithe fellow.
You are the Lord of the Forest, right?

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

Oh, come now.
Be a merry and blithe fellow.
You are the Lord of the Forest, right?

What happened to our love? I wish I understood. It used to be so nice, it used to be so good....

Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

Seems legit.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Tut, tut.
Don't be so passive-aggressive

I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

That would be sad.
Somehow, that's pretty realistic.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

What happened to our love? I wish I understood. It used to be so nice, it used to be so good....

What love?

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

*updates That Awkward Moment thread*

 

[Jupiter Drops]

So.... New CF plot twist???

Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Actually, I'm sure that this isn't new.