CF Flirting Thread

[Edwards1984]

umm Edwards you and ro35198x have something to share with the class there? re: that dress????

I'm coming out...

...of my bedroom, sometime. Maybe tomorrow, when it's time to go to class. My housemate probably thinks I'm sulking or something.

 

[TwistTim]

Edwards: your doing it wrong... you need to flirt with the ladies... that's how you'll find that future wife of yours... but at least you've got a good sense of humor man.

 

[Edwards1984]

Edwards: your doing it wrong... you need to flirt with the ladies... that's how you'll find that future wife of yours... but at least you've got a good sense of humor man.

Wait...the ladies? Oooooooooooooooh!!

See, I've been flirting with my suitcase. It opens up to me sometimes, but all it wants to talk about is clothes. Also, I usually have to lug it around everywhere, and I'd be interested in someone who can carry their own weight.

 

[r035198x]

.... but at least you've got a good sense of humor man.

And how does you flirting with him help the situation?

 

[TwistTim]

Wait...the ladies? Oooooooooooooooh!!

See, I've been flirting with my suitcase. It opens up to me sometimes, but all it wants to talk about is clothes. Also, I usually have to lug it around everywhere, and I'd be interested in someone who can carry their own weight.

<prepares to be attacked by the lady folk if they are around>
hmm your suitcase, ladies... I see no big difference... except maybe they will talk about other things besides just clothes
</ducks and hides, still prepared for that attack>

 

[Edwards1984]

Jonathan Edwards goes up to Sarah Pierpont and says, "Hey baby, how about a revival and pizza! What, you don't like pizza?"

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Hi there Lover_Of_Shoes, I also wear some shoes sometimes.

Shoes are pretty much awesome

I might die alone, but at least my future wife will be there.

 

[Edwards1984]

Don't you judge me!

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Don't you judge me!

You've been JUDGED!

















:o I think.

 

[Edwards1984]

Ha, joke's on you. "He who believes in Him is not judged" (John 3:18). I win.

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Ha, joke's on you. "He who believes in Him is not judged" (John 3:18). I win.

You win...and I die....unfair...on all accounts. I find you guilty. Yay for Pre-Law!

 

[Edwards1984]

I meet your pre-law and see you a Bachelor's in Fine Arts. Therefore, if I am guilty, you are Italian Futurism. Ha.

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

-.-

 

[Andrew12]

huh? distracted? how so? (insert random guy mumbling here)

 

[LadyOfMystery]

huh? distracted? how so? (insert random guy mumbling here)

Distracted? I was here the whole time, promise.

 

[higherFaith]

I, am a figment of your imagination. The mere fact, that this post exists, is just how delusional you are. I don't exist. I only exist in your mind. I am nowhere and everywhere. A fleeting thought brought on by undigested carrot, or gravy, could be a piece of meat. I don't exist. It is an illusion.

 

[Andrew12]

Distracted? I was here the whole time, promise.

ever been on a boring date? Just replace yourself withe dATE-bOT:



I AM PAY ATTENTION. I AM dATE-bOT, I SEEM INTERESTED.

 

[Inkachu]

Don't you people ever sleep?

 

[Andrew12]

no. a healthy diet of caffeine, prayer, and crazyness works.....and I'm part scottish, therefore I am part NUTS. lol

YouTube - Desperate Call Center

 

[Edwards1984]

Don't you people ever sleep?

Sleep is for suckers.