CF Flirting Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

Okay some of y'all know about this thread, and some of y'all don't.
To those who do not know about this thread, this thread is for flirting, and being silly. It's not to actually get a date, or to be crude, and it's not all for telling your best pick up line either. Which you can do that! I have nothing against cheesy pick up lines.. Just dont expect them to work on me! This thread is to kick back, throw a few at the opposite sex and say Hii. For those who KNOW about this thread, please get your flirting faces on and join in.

So.. Hi there

I need to work on my flirting capabilities.


PS: Please do not take any of this as serious I want to date you kinda flirting, its just for fun.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

*Sets out the cookies and comfy chairs*

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Fine Ill just flirt with myself!

Hi Jennie

Ohh hi!

 

[lost-sheep]

Fine Ill just flirt with myself!

Hi Jennie

Ohh hi!

Hahaha

Hi Jennie, How are you today?



Looking at the time stamp you only waited 6 minutes.... patience girl, patience.

 

[Daisy215]

*wanders in

Well, I am so bad at flirting.
Lol my brother told me this:

Do you sleep?
Yes.
Me too! We should totally do it together sometime!

Guys, ha

 

[lost-sheep]

Guy: Do I know you?
Girl: I dont think so...why?





Guy: Because you look like my next girlfriend.

 

[lost-sheep]

Hi Daisy

Why are you sad today?

 

[penNpaper]

Fine Ill just flirt with myself!

Hi Jennie

Ohh hi!

Aw hugs!!

 

[Nomarga]

Fine Ill just flirt with myself!

Hi Jennie

Ohh hi!

Hey baby... ooo the pages on your Bible are so worn.

 

[Life2Christ]

This morning my bus driver actually flirted with me he said: "are you in a rush to get to work today?" I was so scared I ran away! I'm like Adrian in Rocky 1.

 

[Daisy215]

Guy: Do I know you?
Girl: I dont think so...why?





Guy: Because you look like my next girlfriend.

That's always a winner.

Can I borrow a quarter?
Why?
My mom said to call her when I find the girl of my dreams.
Lol


I'm sad for various reasons, I am really not a holiday person.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Hahaha

Hi Jennie, How are you today?



Looking at the time stamp you only waited 6 minutes.... patience girl, patience.

Time is.. oh.. well thats true. Im impatient! Im doing good, how are you?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Hey baby... ooo the pages on your Bible are so worn.

I dont go for corny lines. Nor do I like being called a baby! haha

 

[Inkachu]

When I was ringing the Salvation Army bell on Saturday (and consequently freezing my keester), this really big hunky guy walked by. He looked like he was walking for exercise, so I just smiled and quietly said hi. He said "Hi, how are ya?" and I replied "I'm freezing!!" and he kinda laughed and went on his way. A while later he came the other way, so I didn't see him coming, then he surprised me by putting money in the kettle and said, "Still cold?" Of course I said yes! Then a while later, he came back AGAIN, so I said "Oh, are you gonna give me more money?" and he just kinda chuckled and went into the store.

Kinda stinks if he looks for me again next weekend, cause I'll be at another location!

And I don't know why I told this story cause it has nothing to do with flirting lol.

 

[lost-sheep]

I'm sad for various reasons, I am really not a holiday person.

Hum, thats not a good thing! Its a happy time of year! Turn that frown upside down.

Time is.. oh.. well thats true. Im impatient! Im doing good, how are you?

Its ok I am too.

Better now that you've ask, just ready for finals week to be done.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Originally Posted by JennieAmber

Time is.. oh.. well thats true. Im impatient!

Im doing good, how are you?
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Its ok I am too.

Better now that you've ask

, just ready for finals week to be done

Aw Im glad you're better now! Want a cookie? It'll make your week better!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

When I was ringing the Salvation Army bell on Saturday (and consequently freezing my keester), this really big hunky guy walked by. He looked like he was walking for exercise, so I just smiled and quietly said hi. He said "Hi, how are ya?" and I replied "I'm freezing!!" and he kinda laughed and went on his way. A while later he came the other way, so I didn't see him coming, then he surprised me by putting money in the kettle and said, "Still cold?" Of course I said yes! Then a while later, he came back AGAIN, so I said "Oh, are you gonna give me more money?" and he just kinda chuckled and went into the store.

Kinda stinks if he looks for me again next weekend, cause I'll be at another location!

And I don't know why I told this story cause it has nothing to do with flirting lol.

Aww cute! I love when stuff like this happens.
The other day I was at a chinese restuarant, and I saw this *really* cute guy in the buffet line, and this other guy brushed by me SO fast nearly knocking me down, and the cute guy comes up to me and goes "Some guys can be such jerks. *Big smile*" I was like "yeahhh.. *Grins*"

 

[lost-sheep]

Aw Im glad you're better now! Want a cookie? It'll make your week better!

Chocolate chip?!?!

 

[Stravinsk]

You know who you are...

You know you miss it...

You know you'd like me to do it again...

Deny it. I know you're laughing when you do...

 

[Rhye]

I like to move it, move it. I like move it, move it, you like to move it?




Oh my goodness the women next too me chewing gum...I'm going to scream!