CF Comedy Fellowship

[Ariella]

There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car. He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack. I'd like to have a loan, the frog said timidly. The loan officer said: "well, do you have any collateral?" "Well, said the frog, all I have is this small charm, that has been in the family for years, will it do?" The loan officer wasn't sure so he went in to see the bank manager. "There is this small frog outside who needs to buy a new car, and the only collatteral he has is this"; and he handed the charm to the bank manager. The bank manager looked at the charm and said:
"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!"

 

[Viper07]

hi folks!

Hi Marti

 

[encouraging loves animals]

Lots of cats have found NEW HOMES. Yeah

 

[Ariella]

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

 

[encouraging loves animals]

Funny Joke Ariella

 

[Ariella]

were you at the shelter again today EA?

 

[martinique]

hey marti

hi Ariella !

hey marti!..... howsya?

hi Sophro! I'm doing fine... another busy one.. how are you?

hi there

hi ea!

 

[martinique]

Hi Marti

hi Viper!

 

[Sophrosyne]

marti I am good, just been watching movies and here in fellowship threads glad you dropped by! It is almost spring here 55 outside!

 

[martinique]

marti I am good, just been watching movies and here in fellowship threads glad you dropped by! It is almost spring here 55 outside!

sweet!! Shorts weather!

 

[Ariella]

when does your spring officially start over there?

 

[ShainaBrina]

 

[Ariella]

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

 

[Viper07]

Laws of Computing

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

 

[Sophrosyne]

sweet!! Shorts weather!

yup getta show off my pale drumsticks lol

 

[Ariella]

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

 

[martinique]

yup getta show off my pale drumsticks lol

 

[Ariella]

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

lol

 

[Ariella]

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

 

[Sophrosyne]

so whats for dinner? got any good jokes?