CCC Fellowship

[GreenMunchkin]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed........ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box"

Roflcopter! It's funny cos it's true...

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

What's the difference between a pitbull and feminist the pitbull will eventualy let go.

 

[magdiel]

Hello ya'll!

 

[GreenMunchkin]

Hello ya'll!

Mags Mags Mags!!!

So nice to see you here!!

 

[AllForJesus]

hey everyone

 

[AllForJesus]

Greenie i am so happy to see you

 

[CyberPaladin]

Hi Magdiel and AllForJesus.

 

[AllForJesus]

The 2 last jokes are sooooooooooo funny!!!! thanks for making me laugh

 

[AllForJesus]

Hi Cyber

 

[CyberPaladin]

The 2 last jokes are sooooooooooo funny!!!! thanks for making me laugh

Well if you like those then how about this one how many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb none they would rather sit in the dark and complain about it.

 

[AllForJesus]

Well if you like those then how about this one how many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb none they would rather sit in the dark and complain about it.

poor people

 

[AllForJesus]

blonde girl isdriving down the road in her car
looking out of the window she sees anothe blond girl sitting in the middle of a cornfield in a boat, trying to row
she stops the car and gets out
"hey!" she shouts "I've spent my whole life trying to prove that blondes are not stupid!"
"and here you are, trying to row accross a field in a boat!!"
"if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your !"

 

[CyberPaladin]

poor people

Cute.

 

[CyberPaladin]

blonde girl isdriving down the road in her car
looking out of the window she sees anothe blond girl sitting in the middle of a cornfield in a boat, trying to row
she stops the car and gets out
"hey!" she shouts "I've spent my whole life trying to prove that blondes are not stupid!"
"and here you are, trying to row accross a field in a boat!!"
"if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your !"

I'm going to love having you hanging around this thread.

 

[AllForJesus]

I'm going to love having you hanging around this thread.

heehee


am i blonde?! uhat least not yellow

 

[AllForJesus]

I need to go to bed!
good night all

 

[CyberPaladin]

I need to go to bed!
good night all

See you tommrow have a nice night.

 

[magdiel]

Mags Mags Mags!!!

So nice to see you here!!

Of course I would come here
I don't think I would be too welcome in the liberal forum.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Of course I would come here
I don't think I would be too welcome in the liberal forum.

I'm so glad you're here...

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

*Funeral Bells*
A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after consulting with a new widow about funeral plans for her recently deceased husband. His wife asked him what was wrong, and he revealed that the wife had asked him to sing her husband's favorite song, "Jingle Bells," at the funeral.

He was troubled that it wasn't appropriate to the solemn occasion.

He struggled and prayed about it, and finally decided to honor the grieving widow's wishes.

At the funeral, still sensitive about how some of the mourners might react to hearing "Jingle Bells" at a funeral, he carefully introduced the song with words about appreciating the sense of humor and lightheartedness of the deceased.

The widow had been very tearful during the service. Hearing the introduction to her late husband's "favorite song" she sat up and began to appear quite interested. As the preacher began the song, the widow began to smile, and her tears dried up.

She was actually giggling as he concluded, and he felt glad he'd decided to honor her request since it obviously had been so comforting.

After the service she thanked the pastor for sharing his music ministry, and with a big grin she added, "By the way, the favorite song I requested was 'When They Ring Those Golden Bells!'"