Bumper Stickers from around the world

[happypeppie]

BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

• If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
• You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
• The Earth Is Full - Go Home
• This Would Be Real Funny If It Wasn’t Happening To Me.
• Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
• The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.
• Eat Right, Get Fit, Die Anyway.
• Illiterate? Write For Help.
• Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes
• I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
• If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over… (seen on the back of a jeep)
• Boldly Going Nowhere
• How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He’s Lost?
• Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

 

[Tenorvoice]

Also

* This vehicle may wreck or explode for no aparent reason
* This vehicle will be driverless at the time of the rapture
* The More I learn about my wife the more I love my race car
* I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting
* I'm not speeding I'm flying low
* Teach a Yankee to drive, Point him north.

* My kid can beat up your Honor role kid

LOL

 

[God.is.my.force]

These are hularious.

 

[pimorton]

One I'd like to see:

I'd rather you were bowling, golfing, or fishing too.