Boring Pastor

[CSMPreacherMan]

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please." she answered.

"You really don't want to do that", the usher said.

"The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No." he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No." she said.

"Good", he answered.

 

[hakrev]

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please." she answered.

"You really don't want to do that", the usher said.

"The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No." he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No." she said.

"Good", he answered.

LOL! I love the meaninglessness of it all

 

[Bladecarver]

lol. Good one.

 

[Hollypop]

Haha... Reminds me of something I did when I was younger...

We had a guest speaker at my church and he was really boring so I said that he was boring... The problem was I said it out loud and I didn't know that I was sitting next to his wife... Hey I wasn't saved yet.

 

[ALASKACHICK10]

lol..thats a good one..

 

[Daughter of His]

rofl

 

[carine]

lol

 

[Ash4God]

i don't get it

 

[DeusAmante]

Great joke....had to read it a second time to actually get it...but hey, pretty good for a blonde!

 

[Nessie]

i don't get it

The usher asked the pastor's mother if she knew who he was. She said "no", which was good for him because she couldn't tell the pastor who it was who said he was boring!!!


Reminds me of a school joke like that. A substitute was filling in for a teacher one day, and there was a test. Well, the sub has strict instructions to only give them 45 minutes. Well, the 45 minutes was up and all the students turned their tests in and left. All except for one. He continued on with his test, much to the sub's dismay and constant request to turn it in. The student finished the test, got up, looked at the sub and said, "Do you know who I am?" The sub replied with, "No, who?" The student looked back at the sub and said more emphatically, "Do YOU know WHO I AM?" The sub replied again with, "No." The student says, "Good," and shoves his test into the middle of the stack.

 

[The_White]

hehe. nice one Nessie

 

[laura-ann]

The usher asked the pastor's mother if she knew who he was. She said "no", which was good for him because she couldn't tell the pastor who it was who said he was boring!!!


Reminds me of a school joke like that. A substitute was filling in for a teacher one day, and there was a test. Well, the sub has strict instructions to only give them 45 minutes. Well, the 45 minutes was up and all the students turned their tests in and left. All except for one. He continued on with his test, much to the sub's dismay and constant request to turn it in. The student finished the test, got up, looked at the sub and said, "Do you know who I am?" The sub replied with, "No, who?" The student looked back at the sub and said more emphatically, "Do YOU know WHO I AM?" The sub replied again with, "No." The student says, "Good," and shoves his test into the middle of the stack.

we used to have a colgate ad on tv which was just that