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Blonde Joke

altya

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A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a
really bad hail storm.

The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up
with her car covered with large dents.So the next day she
takes her car to the repair shop.

The shop owner, seeing she is blonde, decides to have a
little fun.

He tells her just to go home and blow into the tail
pipe, really hard, and all the dents will just pop out.

The blonde drives home, gets out of the car, gets down
on her hands and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe.

Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and
still nothing happens.

Meanwhile, her roommate, also a blonde, comes home and
asks, "What in the world are you doing?"

The blonde car owner tells her how the repairman had
instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to
get all the hail dents to pop out.

Her blonde roommate rolls her eyes and says,
"Hell-OOOO! Don't you think you should roll up the
windows first!"
:D
 
lol, Altya.

1. A blonde receives a mobile phone as a birthday present from her boyfriend.

The next day, the mobile rings while she's in the launderette.

'Hi darling!' says her boyfriend (for it is he) 'How do you like your new phone?'

'It's wonderful honey!' replies the blonde, 'But how did you know I was in the launderette?'


2. What's black and blue and found in ditches?


Brunettes who tell too many blonde jokes!

Love and laughs,
Christina
 
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A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie."

James
(My wife is blonde and she loves blonde jokes)
 
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Gerry

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A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes. So the pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left .... the blonde took my backpack!
 
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