BigToe Checking In For Duty

[Nightson]

First of all your question makes no sense grammatically as you switch tenses. When is present whereas did is past. So are you asking for an example in the past where I felt really smart, or asking me what it is I do now when I feel really smart?

*cough*

When do you feel really smart?

 

[Nightson]

Who is your favourite person to talk to?

 

[Nightson]

Do you have a secret that you're ashamed of?

 

[BigToe]

Okay, okay, okay, hypothetical time again BigToe.
If you were a girl and I was a boy, woud you go out with me ?
You know...like on a date.
I know I know, it would have to be a pretty big date for the two of us to go on.
Try to imagine this huge date, about hmm I dunno, 20 feet in diameter, that would be big enough for us to go on.

But then dates aren't very stable are they, you know, because of the shape and all.

Okay, scrap the huge date, envision a large crate of dates, or maybe a shipping container of dates, whoa ! that would be soo cool !
And on the side of the shipping container are these huge words in yellow that says
"Hand care. Dates into contained."
I know, the guy can't spell but it's his stensil and he won't let anyone else use it.

Okay so far we have, you're a girl and I'm a boy and we're on top of a shipping container that is full of dates.
The shipping container is on a ship which is traveling to some country in dire need of dates.

There's a guy standing outside of the control tower waving a wallet and yelling something about diplomatic immunity or he's asking if anyone has change for the bubblegum machine.

It's hard to tell because a rogue splinter group of Greenpeace activists has just stormed the ship via helicopter's in an attempt to free the dates from captivity.

So anyways, what you think, yes or no ?

Ok, so you want me to stand on a shipping container of fruit on the way to an impoverished country, with you? Sure. But do I have to join Green Peace to do it? Because if so, then no, I won't.

 

[Nightson]

How do you vent your anger?

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever made a prank phone call?

Sure, when I was little. You know, Is your refrig running? you better catch it.

do you have prince albert in a can? better let him out

do you have a head of lettuce? an ear of corn? you must look funny.

 

[Nightson]

Do you get jealous easily?

 

[BigToe]

How would you describe yourself?

silly, funny, dorky, loyal, good friend, tolerant, learning how to enjoy being angry in a healthy way, and right now really sore inmy shoulder blades.

 

[Nightson]

Do you have a collection of anything?

 

[BigToe]

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?

Monday afternoon an older lady told me I was profound. That was nice. So it is either that or a guy I have worked with a couple of times. He's worked on a bunch of movies that have actually been in the theater and people have heard of. He told me on the first movie I worked with him on (and I was an intern so I wasn't getting paid on it) that I worked harder that most people he works with that get paid. That felt good.

 

[Nightson]

Would you like a hurricane named after you?

 

[BigToe]

What is your greatest strength?

I am a hard and dedicated worker and work well under stressful situations. Actually, I work better when in a stressful situation because I don't get stressed then and feed off others' stress to motivate me to work even harder.

 

[BigToe]

What is your greatest weakness?

I'm a people pleaser. Which means I have a really hard time saying no and putting myself first when I really need to.

 

[BigToe]

Would you ever get a tattoo?

I already have one. If I ever get another, I want a squished bug of some sort on the bottom of my big toe.

 

[BigToe]

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?

a dork

 

[Alternate Carpark]

Oi Nightson, don't be shy, ask BigToe a question.

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever played strip poker?

Nope, but not for lack of opportunities. I don't really know how to play poker, so I did it so that I wouldn't be nude while everyone else still had everything on.

 

[Nightson]

Would you ever have a threesome?

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever bitten someone?

I did last night when someone said "Bite me" and because I like to be a bit difficult at times, I did. Ended up getting a back rub for biting him too. So really it worked out well.

 

[Alternate Carpark]

Ok, so you want me to stand on a shipping container of fruit on the way to an impoverished country, with you? Sure. But do I have to join Green Peace to do it? Because if so, then no, I won't.

Well that's a wrap, but at least we shall remain friends.