BigToe Checking In For Duty

[Nightson]

When you feel really smart, what did you do?

 

[Nightson]

What was your first kiss like?

 

[Nightson]

What was the last lie you told?

 

[Nightson]

What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?

 

[Nightson]

Have you ever been in a car accident?

 

[Alternate Carpark]

Okay, okay, okay, hypothetical time again BigToe.
If you were a girl and I was a boy, woud you go out with me ?
You know...like on a date.
I know I know, it would have to be a pretty big date for the two of us to go on.
Try to imagine this huge date, about hmm I dunno, 20 feet in diameter, that would be big enough for us to go on.

But then dates aren't very stable are they, you know, because of the shape and all.

Okay, scrap the huge date, envision a large crate of dates, or maybe a shipping container of dates, whoa ! that would be soo cool !
And on the side of the shipping container are these huge words in yellow that says
"Hand care. Dates into contained."
I know, the guy can't spell but it's his stensil and he won't let anyone else use it.

Okay so far we have, you're a girl and I'm a boy and we're on top of a shipping container that is full of dates.
The shipping container is on a ship which is traveling to some country in dire need of dates.

There's a guy standing outside of the control tower waving a wallet and yelling something about diplomatic immunity or he's asking if anyone has change for the bubblegum machine.

It's hard to tell because a rogue splinter group of Greenpeace activists has just stormed the ship via helicopter's in an attempt to free the dates from captivity.

So anyways, what you think, yes or no ?

 

[Nightson]

Have you ever made a prank phone call?

 

[Nightson]

How would you describe yourself?

 

[BigToe]

Where's Waldo?

In the upper right corner of the right page in the glass building.

 

[Nightson]

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?

 

[BigToe]

What's the best kind of soup?

Either broccoli cheese or chicken tortilla.

 

[Nightson]

What is your greatest strength?

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever had lice?

Once when I was little (pre k, k or 1st, I don't remember) because my best friend gave it to me.

 

[Nightson]

What is your greatest weakness?

 

[BigToe]

What are your vices/bad habits?

I pop my knuckles/joints. If I have a booger, I'll pick my nose. I drink soda and eat junk food. I pick at scabs. I cuss. I'll lie sometimes. Sometimes I enjoy listening to gossip. I roll my eyes.... I have a ton!

 

[BigToe]

What would be your dream job?

I used to think being a producer or production designer on a movie.

But really, anything that would have me traveling all over the world as much as possible.

 

[BigToe]

What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

I don't really embarrass easily as I'm the type that enjoys making a fool of myself. When I was little, I ran into the living room and said HEY DADDY and ran up and hugged him only to realize it wasn't my dad but some sort of repair man. That horrified me.

So that or walking in on my parents doing it when I was little.

 

[BigToe]

What's your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

If it is a big storm with big drops and/or hail, I love to sit under a tin roof watching it and hearing it. If not, curling up with a blanket and a good book or taking a nap and watching movies.

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever played D&D?

Nope

 

[BigToe]

Does your cellphone take pictures? If so what was the last one you took?

Yes it does. It was either a picture of my puppy to send my sister to show off his goffy hair cut or of some shelves I have so I could color match some stain at Home Depot.