BigToe Checking In For Duty

[USincognito]

yeah, its on my head.

I thought it was more of a tiara?

 

[BigToe]

I thought it was more of a tiara?

nah, the crown on my head is just like the crown on anyone else's.

 

[Alternate Carpark]

Is there a subether connection between you calling yourself Sergeant Snuggles and the word "duty" within the title of this thread ?

 

[BigToe]

Is there a subether connection between you calling yourself Sergeant Snuggles and the word "duty" within the title of this thread ?

No. But mostly because I don't consider it mine or anyone else's duty to snuggle. It is a privilege. One that I wish everyone was aware of.

 

[scraparcs]

may all receive snuggles, or only some?

 

[Pats]

Oooh you want ME to cook?

Of course not, our servants will cook. But we get choose the menu So, what's on the menu?

 

[Pats]

Are you aware that Australians define "snuggle" a bit differently than Americans?

 

[BigToe]

may all receive snuggles, or only some?

All should get snuggles. Even mean people should get them. Maybe if everyone had snuggles in their lives, there wouldn't be any evil nasty gross people.

 

[BigToe]

Of course not, our servants will cook. But we get choose the menu So, what's on the menu?

That is a much smarter idea. I don't know how to cook enough things to get a feast going. I say we have lots of yummy food. But we also have to have cheese to go with every item. I guess chocolate doesn't need a cheese counterpart. But Lots of cheest for sure.

 

[BigToe]

Are you aware that Australians define "snuggle" a bit differently than Americans?

Yes, Alternate Carpark told me it means sex. Which is fine with me, but that isn't the kind of snuggles I am giving everyone. I'm not THAT kind of sergeant.

 

[Pats]

Choclate Cheese Cake?

 

[Pats]

Did you know that just now our threads had the same amount of responses until I asked you this question giving you one more than me?

 

[Alternate Carpark]

No. But mostly because I don't consider it mine or anyone else's duty to snuggle. It is a privilege. One that I wish everyone was aware of.

So what kind of Sergeant are you then, if not this standard type of regimental take and give orders kind of Sergeant?

 

[Pats]

Have you ever had any desserts that involved cheese?

 

[White Horse]

How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[BigToe]

Choclate Cheese Cake?

I am actually not a fan of any cheesecake. That just means you get to eat that one yourself

 

[BigToe]

Did you know that just now our threads had the same amount of responses until I asked you this question giving you one more than me?

No, but currently you have two pages more responses than do I.

 

[BigToe]

So what kind of Sergeant are you then, if not this standard type of regimental take and give orders kind of Sergeant?

It is my "duty" to educate the masses on snuggles. I'm an educational sergeant. You know, where I go around spreading snuggles so people realize they, too, can snuggle.

 

[BigToe]

Have you ever had any desserts that involved cheese?

A cheese tray can be a dessert for me! I'm sure I've had something where cheese was an ingredient, I just don't know what off the top of my head.

 

[BigToe]

How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood.