Big Bang pwns Evolution

[AV1611VET]

Francis/Psycho: "Also, I don't like anyone touching me. Now if any of you homos touch me, I'll kill ya"

Ha Ha!

Psycho always cracks me up!

 

[The Barbarian]

Um ... you wanted two major groups ... I gave you two major groups:

You gave me two species. If you'd like a rundown on the differences between Homo and Australopithecines generally, you'd see a lot more.

Australopithecus and Homo are two different genuses, with more missing links between them than I have posts.

It's "genera." And as you see, the differences between late Australopithecines and early Homo are very slight, which is exactly what evolutionary theory predicts. But as you learned, A. garhi is indeed transitional between A. afarensis and H. habilis.

So you see, there are always transitional forms known between major groups. In this case, there are transitionals known even between species.

 

[HitchSlap]

Think about it.

Since evolution is rife with holes (missing links), then as the universe expands, those holes get bigger and bigger, and kinds (genera) grow farther and farther apart.

It's basic physics.

Creoinanutshell101.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

AV1611VET said: ↑
Think about it.
Since evolution is rife with holes (missing links), then as the universe expands, those holes get bigger and bigger, and kinds (genera) grow farther and farther apart.
It's basic physics.

Creoinanutshell101.

Now I know where I saw you guys..

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/ken-ham-is-debating-bill-nye.7796387/
Ken Ham is debating Bill Nye

...........................BILL NYE....................................KEN HAM

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[AV1611VET]

You gave me two species.

As well as two genera.

But if it's confusing, then let's call it what the Bible calls it and circumvent the confusion: "kinds."

But as you learned, A. garhi is indeed transitional between A. afarensis and H. habilis.

Cool school.

Use A. garhi then.

You asked for two major groups, I gave you two major groups.

 

[AV1611VET]

Now I know where I saw you guys..

I'd love to spend an hour with him on the John Ankerberg show.

I'd school him on what it means to say SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE and about ten of our doctrines: including KJVO, dispensationalism, creatio ex nihilo, and embedded age.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

I'd love to spend an hour with him on the John Ankerberg show.

I'd school him on what it means to say SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE and about ten of our doctrines: including KJVO, dispensationalism, creatio ex nihilo, and embedded age.

You and I have share a lot of good times together, especially when we were on the now defunct General Apologetics board.
Remember this? We both got "crucified" on the FSTDT site

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/staff-edit.7350852/page-17#post51039724

ortho_cat said: ↑
1st link, 1st quote:

"In America, the adoption of evolution in our schools has paved the way for the introduction of the gay agenda. "

LittleLambofJesus said: ↑

I just found out I was also put on this site! EGADS!

Funny theist quotes - FreeThoughtPedia
Funny theist quotes

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

quote LLoJ: "What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums [2006-Oct-16]

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/staff-edit.7350852/page-17#post-57339648

At least my bro Phil, "AV1611VET" joined me on there also

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them.
The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

AV1611VET, Christian Forums [2006-Sep-12]

 

[Heissonear]

Think about it.

Since evolution is rife with holes (missing links), then as the universe expands, those holes get bigger and bigger, and kinds (genera) grow farther and farther apart.

It's basic physics.

We will submit for a larger connect-the-dot game to resolve this issue.

 

[AV1611VET]

You and I have share a lot of good times together, especially when we were on the now defunct General Apologetics board.

Oh, ya! I forgot all about General Apologetics!

LittleLambofJesus said: ↑

I just found out I was also put on this site! EGADS!

AH HA HA!

Funny theist quotes

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

quote LLoJ: "What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"

Way to go, Steve!

Yer banned fer that one!

At least my bro Phil, "AV1611VET" joined me on there also

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them.
The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

AV1611VET, Christian Forums [2006-Sep-12]

Have you seen this thread?

Setting the Record Straight

 

[AV1611VET]

We will submit for a larger connect-the-dot game to resolve this issue.

BINGO!

 

[The Barbarian]

As well as two genera.

Nope. Two species. A. afarensis and H. habilis. Those are species, not genera.

But if it's confusing, then let's call it what the Bible calls it and circumvent the confusion: "kinds."

The Bible "bird kind" includes birds and bats. The Bible "fish kind" includes fish and whales. You've confused a functional classification with biological classification. Not that the Hebrews were wrong to classify things by their functions; it's just not biology.

Cool school.

Use A. garhi then.

I did. You gave me two species (although I asked for major groups) and I showed you a transitional form.

You asked for two major groups,

And you gave me two species. In this case, it backfired; the transitions are so well known, we even have transitions between two species in many cases.

 

[AV1611VET]

Those are species, not genera.

Simple question:

What genus is A. afarensis?

My mom can answer that -- (and she died in 1996.)

 

[The Barbarian]

What genus is A. afarensis?

It's a species. In binomial nomenclature, a species is described by a species name (lowercase) and a genus (capitalized).

To say that A. afarensis is a genus is like saying that Topeka, Kansas is a state. You know this.

 

[Ophiolite]

What?

We are all ignorant, but only the "truly ignorant" flaunt it.

 

[AV1611VET]

We are all ignorant, but only the "truly ignorant" flaunt it.

Thank you.

Eyes barn ignit, eyes die ignit.

I wear my ignorance like a badge.

 

[Skreeper]

Thank you.

Eyes barn ignit, eyes die ignit.

I wear my ignorance like a badge.

Good thing that most people aren't proud of ignorance.

Otherwise we would all still live in caves wondering how fire works.

 

[AV1611VET]

Good thing that most people aren't proud of ignorance.

Otherwise we would all still live in caves wondering how fire works.

Ya -- today we spend our time in court suing for this, that, and the other thing.

You can't turn on TV today without seeing an IF YOU'VE BEEN INJURED BY [whatever], CALL THE LAW OFFICES OF [whomever] IMMEDIATELY commercial.

I remember a comic strip that showed a husband & wife looking out the window, and a tornado is bearing down on them.

The conversation went something like this:

H: Quick! Down in the cellar!
W: Can't! Radon gas!
H: Then get in the attic!
W: Can't! Asbestos!
H: Then let's hide behind the couch!
W: Cant! Lead paint on the walls!

So they just sat on the couch and hoped for the best.

 

[Occams Barber]

Ya -- today we spend our time in court suing for this, that, and the other thing.

You can't turn on TV today without seeing an IF YOU'VE BEEN INJURED BY [whatever], CALL THE LAW OFFICES OF [whomever] IMMEDIATELY commercial.

I remember a comic strip that showed a husband & wife looking out the window, and a tornado is bearing down on them.

The conversation went something like this:

H: Quick! Down in the cellar!
W: Can't! Radon gas!
H: Then get in the attic!
W: Can't! Asbestos!
H: Then let's hide behind the couch!
W: Cant! Lead paint on the walls!

So they just sat on the couch and hoped for the best.

Is your life really that miserable or is this one of those Christian, 'we're all going to hell in a handbasket', things?
OB

 

[Bungle_Bear]

Is your life really that miserable or is this one of those Christian, 'we're all going to hell in a handbasket', things?
OB

Perhaps he should take a look outside the US of A. Most of the world is nothing like he describes. Life in a fishbowl.

 

[Bugeyedcreepy]

Perhaps he should take a look outside the US of A. Most of the world is nothing like he describes. Life in a fishbowl.

Yep! This! ^^ I tend to avoid the US in my worldly travels for exactly this reason...